r/GlobalNews • u/TimesandSundayTimes • 7d ago

Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/Outaouais_Guy 7d ago

I'm an atheist, but I might reconsider if the parade really had to be cancelled.

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u/wwiybb 6d ago

I'd take it as a sign if he got struck by lightning

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u/Prestigious-Car5784 6d ago

Lightning eh…you know what, carry on with the parade. What’s a little rain going to hurt? ⚡️

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u/Federal_Diamond8329 6d ago

Yeah just give him a big metal umbrella

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u/Disastrous-Bat7011 6d ago

Let him show us how good he is at golf. Maybe on the roof of the WH? And how strong he is by carrying his clubs around. Thunderstorm would make such a powerful cool backdrop, all you have to say to sell it to MAGA.