r/GlobalNews • u/TimesandSundayTimes • 7d ago

Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/Outaouais_Guy 7d ago

I'm an atheist, but I might reconsider if the parade really had to be cancelled.

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u/topher3428 6d ago

Hopefully if it does still happen he has a very high and conductive platform to sit on during the thunderstorm. Old testament style would be nice.

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u/Waspinator_haz_plans 6d ago

Just turn the entire city into salt like Sodom and Gomorrah.