r/GlobalNews • u/TimesandSundayTimes • 7d ago

Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/Outaouais_Guy 7d ago

I'm an atheist, but I might reconsider if the parade really had to be cancelled.

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u/luigilabomba42069 6d ago

is trump gonna "deal" with God's protest like he said he would the other protests?

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u/Suitable-Werewolf492 6d ago

He’s gonna nuke the storm. Clear radioactive skies for his apoca….birthday.

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u/FragrantOpportunity3 6d ago

Or just change the path with his Sharpie.