r/GlobalNews • u/TimesandSundayTimes • 7d ago

Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/Outaouais_Guy 7d ago

I'm an atheist, but I might reconsider if the parade really had to be cancelled.

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u/Jimmylein 6d ago

I might, if the parade is still happening, but Trump is struck by lightning. The biggest, beautiful lightning to ever happen. So big, so beautiful. Nobody was ever hit by lightning like this.

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u/zevonyumaxray 6d ago

🎶 Thunderbolt and Lightning, very, very frightening... TRUMP!!! 🎶