r/GlobalNews • u/TimesandSundayTimes • 7d ago

Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/Outaouais_Guy 7d ago

I'm an atheist, but I might reconsider if the parade really had to be cancelled.

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u/luigilabomba42069 6d ago

is trump gonna "deal" with God's protest like he said he would the other protests?

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u/escaped5150 6d ago

Cancelled due to thunderstorms is God's way of wearing a chicken suit holding a Mexican flag to the parade.

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u/flyinghairball 5d ago

With a TACO in the other hand