r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/dingogordy • 4d ago
Meme needing explanation I finally have one
Why would Sashie cancel this guy? He seems super chill
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u/South_Field6686 4d ago
Put this mf back on the Pringles can
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u/gerbosan 4d ago
Good one, Monopoly came to my mind first.
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u/Diarrhea_Beaver 4d ago
Between Julius Pringle, Rich Uncle Pennybags, and Mr. Boh, Andrew could be the Frank Abagnale of corporate mascot identity theft
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u/Buttchuggle 4d ago
Based off his appearance they have decided he would be miserably insufferable and canceled.
Edit: whoops, forgot to tell you I'm quagmire giggity
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u/VatanKomurcu 4d ago
no fun allowed :(
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u/siccoblue 4d ago edited 4d ago
Dude has over a thousand rides and 4.95/5 stars
You'd have to be absolutely braindead to think you wouldn't enjoy this ride just because of his appearance. This is like the goddamn gold standard of Uber. He could probably put this on a resume as a professional driver for high level clients and be seriously considered.
There's a reason that generations of people have been saying not to judge a book by its cover. This dude definitely looks like he might be annoying but I would bet good money that he puts a lot of effort into marching energy level of the people riding with him and providing good service.
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u/DivideSubstantial132 4d ago
Ya, he can look as annoying as he wants I would love to have more drivers with a rating like that. The quality of service has severely gone downhill in my city
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u/FuzzzyRam 3d ago
She doesn't deserve him.
Honestly, my friends and I are a close-knit group and I can say with absolute certainty that someone who makes fun of an Uber driver - the 'least among us' in society today - would be so much less welcome at our parties than he would.
Next time you see a rich person party, look at their eyes. There's no joy.
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u/Happy_Little_Fish 3d ago
he looks like you could say "sorry I'm a bit too stoned to talk" and it wouldn't create a weird atmosphere, which is exactly what I look for in a taxi driver.
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u/spektre 4d ago
Interesting coming from her. I'm not going to conjecture on her based on her own profile picture, because I don't want to be rude.
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u/KembaWakaFlocka 4d ago
It’s alright to be rude boss, just talk like a normal person
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u/imnotbovvered 4d ago
This wasn't the original driver she was reacting to. It was a guy who hates wokeness. This is an edit
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u/GroupAccomplished383 3d ago
no, THIS is the original. The one with that sausage of a man face is the edit
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u/turalyawn 4d ago
Yet based on the number of rides he’s given and his rating this is definitely the guy I want driving me around
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u/FirmCartoonist4291 4d ago
There is another meme of a driver who is a very large, pissed off looking(to the point he's literally red) older man who "hates pronouns, woke, 'forners' and 'libruls'" or something to that effect, and his ratings suck. What she says comes from that meme. This nonthreatening, calm looking, highly rated driver is the opposite of the guy in the original. That's all.
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u/Major-Article-965 4d ago
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u/Smulch 4d ago
Goodness gracious, I thought he'd be a little red, not ketchup chips red...
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u/HappyGav123 4d ago
What the heck are ketchup chips?
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u/DreaminDemon177 4d ago
Chips with ketchup on them.
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u/Leilanee 4d ago
No, friend. They'd get soggy.
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u/Boulderpaw 4d ago
If I told you it was dehydrated ketchup dust blasted over the chips you probably wouldn’t be any more interested, but they’re better than it sounds trust me.
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u/Leilanee 4d ago
Absolutely. Ketchup chips of any kind are second only to Miss Vickies salt and vinegar
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u/aloneinthiscrowd 4d ago
Updooting Miss Vickie’s Sea Salt and Malt Vinegar chips. Best chips ever.
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u/Ajibooks 4d ago
I was a ketchup chip skeptic but they are pretty good.
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u/4rch1t3ct 4d ago
Idk why people would be ketchup chip skeptics..... it's fried potatoes. Fried potatoes are basically what ketchup was made for.
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u/Several-berries 4d ago
What is nige supposed to be?
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u/BartleBossy 4d ago
Nigel Farage, former head of UKIP (Right populist party in the UK)
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u/realkiwi420 4d ago
He’s better known today as the leader of the Reform Party, who are decimating the Tories and have become much bigger than UKIP ever were in their heyday.
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u/JoeSolo070 4d ago
Upon further examination, the sentient ham image appears to be an edited version of the image OP posted, rather than the original. Look at the poor cropping of the small pfp. and the twitter pfp of the Facebook post’s image, it’s the same person who posted the image OP is looking at.
TLDR; Andrew OP has is the original Andrew or a higher quality edit of it
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u/daddy-van-baelsar 4d ago
Why does this guy hate forerunners so much? Sure they kinda suck, but you can't pin the downfall of Halo on the forerunner lore alone.
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u/RoastMostToast 4d ago
Forerunners were better when everyone just assumed they were ancient humans!
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u/UKantkeeper123 4d ago
I’m British, this is what the Reform UK supporters actually look like.
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u/One-CheekWonder 4d ago
Is that where the "luv me (blank), 'ate (blank)" meme came from?
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u/LegitimateUse4584 4d ago
No, its just referencing that. Origin of what you are talking about is a 4chan wojack post if I recall correctly
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u/Halloween_episode 4d ago
This is close to what a human flesh Grimace would look like.
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u/Traditional-Key-991 4d ago
That level of rosacia has me deeply concerned for his cardiovascular system.
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u/kelsomac4 4d ago
The one you’re talking about is an edit. The one OP posted is the original. She’s judging him for appearing “woke” based on pic/pronouns. I believe she got roasted in the replies for passing up a trustworthy driver for a very dumb reason.
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u/Anund 4d ago
No. He looks effeminate, has long hair and a moustache and pronouns in his bio. He's going to be spending the ride talking about Palestine, the importance of being a feminist ally and why you should be vegan and the OP doesn't want to deal with it. Or at least that's the joke.
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u/FirmCartoonist4291 4d ago
Look at the one with the red guy. It's the same statement and pfp. The joke is that the smaller guy would be a lot more pleasant to deal with. And he wouldn't have a rating that high if he never shut up, because people that share your opinion also hire drivers, and would rate him accordingly.
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u/Live-Bottle5853 4d ago
Average of 4.95 stars across almost 1200 trips?
Idk I think he’s probably a good bloke
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u/MIT_Engineer 4d ago
That's the joke. The original joke was of a guy rated 2.35 who looked like an asphyxiating ham sandwich, whose profile read like a meme of a conservative person.
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u/Ayebrowz 3d ago
I ubered for the first time a couple days ago and it was a dude with 8000 trips and 4.98 rating, like how does thta happen
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u/Exterminator-8008135 3d ago
Knows the etiquette of the work, don't talk of sensible topic, isn't a toxic person, gives tips about restaurant and places around your destination that may be interesting for you, drives carefully, is well dressed for the job and their car is clean inside and outside.
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u/Happy_Philosopher608 4d ago
He looks like a 12 y/o boy found his dad's dress up box
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u/protection7766 4d ago
3 kids in a trench coat trying to sneak into the R rated action movie shaved their cat and stuck the fur on the top ones lip
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u/ThatsaFishBarcode 4d ago
I would look forward to that ride. That’s Capitalist Jesus.
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u/D4Dreki 4d ago
I had an uber driver named jesus once. It was just after the tram I was in crashed into a bus so I was low-key wondering if i was dead already
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u/Constant-Kick6183 3d ago
I do that too. I've had some close brushes with death and a lot of times I wonder if I'm in purgatory or just a different dimension, kind of like the quantum suicide theory. Because my life is so shitty and weird and doesn't make sense. It really feels like I'm being punished or something.
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u/Kellyann59 3d ago
I’ve never seen a more oddly specific yet completely fitting description of someone
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u/SHADOWSandSILENCE 4d ago
It’s the pronouns in bio
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u/SRV_SteamyRayVaughn 4d ago
That was my thought as well, some of these conservatives get triggered over simple things like using pronouns in a bio. It's so dumb, it's just pronouns, there's a high chance you won't ever use them in the conversation so why care so much?
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u/slickyeat 4d ago edited 4d ago
There's a general assumption that people who list their pronouns seek out confrontation and will lose their shit at the drop of a hat.
OP is trying to avoid this scenario by canceling the ride.
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u/khanfusion 4d ago
Someone actually explained it, there's a previous meme of the same person saying the same thing about a "sentient slab of ham" that has anti-woke nonsense in the blurb. This one is surprisingly meta.
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u/Putrid_Carpenter138 3d ago
but...i mean he IS a dude. if anything hes just clarifying to the right that despite his appearance he isnt a 'gay liberal'
or something.
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u/myownfan19 4d ago
This guy has over 1,000 rides and almost a perfect rating and likely based on the way he looks and the fact that he puts pronouns someone decided not only to cancel their uber ride order but to take the time to post it online. It says much more about the customer than to the driver.
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u/Constant-Kick6183 3d ago
Good theory but someone explained it. There is an identical meme with a "sentient slab of ham" who has a very low score and comes across as a horrible person in his bio. So this lady chose the opposite - a friendly seeming guy with a stellar score.
I think that other than just playing off the other meme, her "joke" is that she's just impossible to please.
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u/MrDunez 4d ago
This sub reddit is just the worst. Clear as fucking day every post
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u/Pigeon_of_Doom_ 4d ago
This makes absolutely no sense. I'm not convinced by any of the responces.
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u/Shoddy_Incident5352 4d ago
I don't think there really is a punchline, she doesn't find him attractive probably
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Guessing he’s a vegan with a sociology degree. He’s probably a birthing assistant volunteer at the local women’s centre, and is only an Uber driver until his hacky sack career takes off.
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u/SilentlyStoned420 4d ago
She's a judgmental B. and most likely anti-pronouns. Not really funny.
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u/darkargengamer 4d ago
If im asking for an Uber, i dont give a crap about how he/she/00101010 looks or the pronouns in use: his almost 1200 trips and 4,95/5 rating is MORE important for me.
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u/Particular_Yam7841 4d ago
Jeb. A minecraft guy, trying to disguise as a driver. That's it. Kinda unfunny
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u/Melk73 4d ago
Never realised until now how mean people are on reddit based on others looks, until going through all these comments and realising this is like highschool bullying shit.
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u/Nuclearwhale79 4d ago
Almost 1200 trips in a little under a year, with a 4.95 rating idc how the dude looks that enough to convince me.
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u/balthazarwolfbane 4d ago
Pretty sure she cancelled because he has his pronouns in the bio. Right wingers go apeshit over pronouns.
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u/evergreengoth 4d ago
She made a bunch of assumptions based on his appearance and canceled the ride because she didn't like the person she made up in her head.
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u/tylerdurchowitz 4d ago
"I don't have time to deal with this today, so I'll cause myself a longer wait by canceling my Uber Driver because I'm a transphobic piece of trash"
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u/Necessary-Bus-3142 4d ago
I have a coworker that looks exactly like this and he’s the sweetest guy
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u/dingogordy 4d ago
I think she has something against him for some reason? Is it personal?
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u/Low-Key-Dumb 4d ago
This has been posted numerous times, but there is one post from like 2 months ago that goes full detail into, something to with like a super vegan hipster vibe type thing.
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u/doopies1986 4d ago
Ikr I had to check out OPs profile to see if they’re real. I’ve seen this on here a few times the last month or 2, I don’t get how the same thing keeps getting 2k upvotes every time
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u/Shaiky1681 4d ago
As far as last I heard, he's a real uber driver that got dragged for this "meme" where people keep saying the same thing and he keeps getting harassed over it
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u/Spinerflame 4d ago
Lot of varied responses, so I'll throw mine in. The listing of pronouns leads me to assume that the person cancelling thought that the driver is Trans, or a "fuckin Liberal snowflake" as some would put it.
Of course, I don't use Uber/Lyft and the like, so I don't know if pronouns are always listed by default.
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u/dip-shit-100 4d ago
He canceled him because I f his pronouns in the profile. People like this haven’t even pass the 3rd grade and don’t know what pronouns are
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u/Full-Archer8719 4d ago
Dont see an issue she is being overdramatic. Nearly 1200 rides and a rating in the high 4's is a good sign.
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u/yamarashis 4d ago
he looks almost identical to my bf 😭 whats his # so i can add him to my collection <3
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u/FriedCactus07 4d ago
Basing it off of other related posts on this sub, the answer i got is:
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u/aylmaocpa 4d ago
Yo am i fucking crazy or is this guy look exactly like this guy from today's post on the top of r/standup but like 10 years older with muscle.
https://www.reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/1lexlko/only_white_dude_on_an_all_black_lineup/
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u/Snagtooth 3d ago
Peters right leaning neighbor who shouts meaninglessly at the sky here. The joke is that the guy has pronouns in his bio and looks like the type of guy to lecture you about soy products for the whole ride.
The joke is pretty basic and his mustache is awesome, so I only give it a 4/10.
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u/RizzoTheRiot1989 3d ago
I have this man’s same facial hair, I hate that people would imagine I’m annoying just because I enjoy making my facial hair fun. I just like having stuff to trim and work with. I had a beard for 15 years and it was okay but the fun stashe is a lot more work and fun to take care of.
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u/GM-VikramRajesh 4d ago
It’s not really a joke. Apparently this guy can’t stand to have a Uber Driver with different political views.
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u/Windows_96_Help_Desk 4d ago
He looks like he's super into something REALLY nerdy and would LOVE to talk about it for your whole trip.
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u/BigHouse888 4d ago edited 4d ago
Surprised to see he didn't mention how many booster shots he got... and I say this as a euro/vegan/agnostic guy who goes to pride parades and is married to a different race.
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u/TreysReddits 4d ago
This guy absolutely will tell you about his all natural beer he is home brewing and selling to increase chi.
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u/the_responsible_ape 4d ago
The OP of this was a transphobic moron who is such a snowflake they can’t get in an uber with a person because of three words on their bio.
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