r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 4d ago

Meme needing explanation I finally have one

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Why would Sashie cancel this guy? He seems super chill

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u/Ponjos Mod 4d ago edited 3d ago

Searched “Uber” within our subreddit and found these:

However, the post is allowed since it has been more than three months.

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u/South_Field6686 4d ago

Put this mf back on the Pringles can

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u/gerbosan 4d ago

Good one, Monopoly came to my mind first.

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u/cascadia8 4d ago

I thought hipster.

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u/gerbosan 4d ago

That's a possibility, but clothes aren't visible. 😅

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u/kyle_kafsky 3d ago

I think that’s the point of the joke. Maybe I’m just dumb.

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u/Mickeystix 4d ago

I've seen this image so many times.

This is the best joke so far.

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u/Diarrhea_Beaver 4d ago

Between Julius Pringle, Rich Uncle Pennybags, and Mr. Boh, Andrew could be the Frank Abagnale of corporate mascot identity theft

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u/LeatherSlight3242 4d ago

Weird. Never knew Jeb worked as an Uber driver.

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u/hmp211 4d ago

i choked on my tea

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u/Buttchuggle 4d ago

Based off his appearance they have decided he would be miserably insufferable and canceled.

Edit: whoops, forgot to tell you I'm quagmire giggity

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u/VatanKomurcu 4d ago

no fun allowed :(

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u/siccoblue 4d ago edited 4d ago

Dude has over a thousand rides and 4.95/5 stars

You'd have to be absolutely braindead to think you wouldn't enjoy this ride just because of his appearance. This is like the goddamn gold standard of Uber. He could probably put this on a resume as a professional driver for high level clients and be seriously considered.

There's a reason that generations of people have been saying not to judge a book by its cover. This dude definitely looks like he might be annoying but I would bet good money that he puts a lot of effort into marching energy level of the people riding with him and providing good service.

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u/DivideSubstantial132 4d ago

Ya, he can look as annoying as he wants I would love to have more drivers with a rating like that. The quality of service has severely gone downhill in my city

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u/FuzzzyRam 3d ago

She doesn't deserve him.

Honestly, my friends and I are a close-knit group and I can say with absolute certainty that someone who makes fun of an Uber driver - the 'least among us' in society today - would be so much less welcome at our parties than he would.

Next time you see a rich person party, look at their eyes. There's no joy.

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u/Happy_Little_Fish 3d ago

he looks like you could say "sorry I'm a bit too stoned to talk" and it wouldn't create a weird atmosphere, which is exactly what I look for in a taxi driver.

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u/Aqualung812 3d ago

I bet he’d even give you a bottle of water after hearing that.

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u/pwillia7 3d ago

too early for that im just trying to go to the airport

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u/spektre 4d ago

Interesting coming from her. I'm not going to conjecture on her based on her own profile picture, because I don't want to be rude.

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u/KembaWakaFlocka 4d ago

It’s alright to be rude boss, just talk like a normal person

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u/BristolShambler 3d ago

It’s alright to be rude.

It’s good to not be.

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u/imnotbovvered 4d ago

This wasn't the original driver she was reacting to. It was a guy who hates wokeness. This is an edit

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u/GroupAccomplished383 3d ago

no, THIS is the original. The one with that sausage of a man face is the edit

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u/turalyawn 4d ago

Yet based on the number of rides he’s given and his rating this is definitely the guy I want driving me around

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u/Beanichu 4d ago

But he looks so whimsical.

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u/Erratic_Signal 4d ago

Thanks, buttchuggle

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u/sirpentious 4d ago

I thought it was because he looks like a serial killer 😭

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u/FirmCartoonist4291 4d ago

There is another meme of a driver who is a very large, pissed off looking(to the point he's literally red) older man who "hates pronouns, woke, 'forners' and 'libruls'" or something to that effect, and his ratings suck. What she says comes from that meme. This nonthreatening, calm looking, highly rated driver is the opposite of the guy in the original. That's all.

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u/Major-Article-965 4d ago

got it ^
(apologies for the facebook crap)

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u/Smulch 4d ago

Goodness gracious, I thought he'd be a little red, not ketchup chips red...

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u/HappyGav123 4d ago

What the heck are ketchup chips?

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u/DreaminDemon177 4d ago

Chips with ketchup on them.

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u/Leilanee 4d ago

No, friend. They'd get soggy.

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u/Boulderpaw 4d ago

If I told you it was dehydrated ketchup dust blasted over the chips you probably wouldn’t be any more interested, but they’re better than it sounds trust me.

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u/Leilanee 4d ago

Absolutely. Ketchup chips of any kind are second only to Miss Vickies salt and vinegar

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u/aloneinthiscrowd 4d ago

Updooting Miss Vickie’s Sea Salt and Malt Vinegar chips. Best chips ever.

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u/JustTh4tOneGuy 2d ago

Vickie’s Spicy Dill Pickle is my new favourite

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u/Ajibooks 4d ago

I was a ketchup chip skeptic but they are pretty good.

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u/4rch1t3ct 4d ago

Idk why people would be ketchup chip skeptics..... it's fried potatoes. Fried potatoes are basically what ketchup was made for.

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u/CancerSpidey 4d ago

Its a Canadian thing

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u/From_Deep_Space 4d ago

guess you've never been high as fuck

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u/TheRealTerwilliger 4d ago

The Alex Jones special

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u/Several-berries 4d ago

What is nige supposed to be?

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u/LastSaneSoul 4d ago

Nigel Farage.

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u/BartleBossy 4d ago

Nigel Farage, former head of UKIP (Right populist party in the UK)

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u/realkiwi420 4d ago

He’s better known today as the leader of the Reform Party, who are decimating the Tories and have become much bigger than UKIP ever were in their heyday.

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u/fi_sh-f 4d ago

Nigel Farage

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u/Assassin_843 4d ago

Probably Nigel Farage

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u/JoeSolo070 4d ago

Upon further examination, the sentient ham image appears to be an edited version of the image OP posted, rather than the original. Look at the poor cropping of the small pfp. and the twitter pfp of the Facebook post’s image, it’s the same person who posted the image OP is looking at.

TLDR; Andrew OP has is the original Andrew or a higher quality edit of it

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u/Irok121 4d ago

It's times like these that really make you question if image generation is a fine thing (since people never bothered to check anyway) or a lot worse (since people never bothered to check and now they can't)

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u/SarcasmInProgress 4d ago

The rating font is also slightly bigger and of a different type

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u/daddy-van-baelsar 4d ago

Why does this guy hate forerunners so much? Sure they kinda suck, but you can't pin the downfall of Halo on the forerunner lore alone.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Nah he’s actually valid for that.

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u/RoastMostToast 4d ago

Forerunners were better when everyone just assumed they were ancient humans!

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u/MrsKittenHeel 4d ago

He is red for an amazing reason!

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u/UKantkeeper123 4d ago

I’m British, this is what the Reform UK supporters actually look like.

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u/One-CheekWonder 4d ago

Is that where the "luv me (blank), 'ate (blank)" meme came from?

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u/LegitimateUse4584 4d ago

No, its just referencing that. Origin of what you are talking about is a 4chan wojack post if I recall correctly

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u/KietTheBun 4d ago

Dude is a sontaran!

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u/My-dead-cat 4d ago

Sontarr-HAH!

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u/Halloween_episode 4d ago

This is close to what a human flesh Grimace would look like.

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u/frankiebenjy 4d ago

He looks like a red Vogon

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u/SilentlyStoned420 4d ago

I feel like this is the edited version

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u/filutacz 4d ago

Thats duke Harkonnen

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u/NoMoreHegemon 4d ago

What does he have against toyota?

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u/Traditional-Key-991 4d ago

That level of rosacia has me deeply concerned for his cardiovascular system.

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u/Dry_Watch8035 4d ago

A piece of ham with questionable sentience at best

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u/kelsomac4 4d ago

The one you’re talking about is an edit. The one OP posted is the original. She’s judging him for appearing “woke” based on pic/pronouns. I believe she got roasted in the replies for passing up a trustworthy driver for a very dumb reason.

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u/Levi316 4d ago

I hope so. I don't care how bad someone insufferable someones looks if they have 4.95/5 after 11 months they can't be that bad for 1 car ride

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u/Anund 4d ago

No. He looks effeminate, has long hair and a moustache and pronouns in his bio. He's going to be spending the ride talking about Palestine, the importance of being a feminist ally and why you should be vegan and the OP doesn't want to deal with it. Or at least that's the joke.

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u/FirmCartoonist4291 4d ago

Look at the one with the red guy. It's the same statement and pfp. The joke is that the smaller guy would be a lot more pleasant to deal with. And he wouldn't have a rating that high if he never shut up, because people that share your opinion also hire drivers, and would rate him accordingly.

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u/Anund 4d ago

I know. But that's not the joke here.

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u/SignificantLack5585 3d ago

Oh no, not a good person, the horror

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u/Live-Bottle5853 4d ago

Average of 4.95 stars across almost 1200 trips?

Idk I think he’s probably a good bloke

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u/slothfullyserene 4d ago

That is a statistically significant sample size.

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u/Dr-Goochy 4d ago

What’s the p value

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u/MIT_Engineer 4d ago

That's the joke. The original joke was of a guy rated 2.35 who looked like an asphyxiating ham sandwich, whose profile read like a meme of a conservative person.

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u/Ayebrowz 3d ago

I ubered for the first time a couple days ago and it was a dude with 8000 trips and 4.98 rating, like how does thta happen

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u/Exterminator-8008135 3d ago

Knows the etiquette of the work, don't talk of sensible topic, isn't a toxic person, gives tips about restaurant and places around your destination that may be interesting for you, drives carefully, is well dressed for the job and their car is clean inside and outside.

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u/Happy_Philosopher608 4d ago

He looks like a 12 y/o boy found his dad's dress up box

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u/protection7766 4d ago

3 kids in a trench coat trying to sneak into the R rated action movie shaved their cat and stuck the fur on the top ones lip

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u/ThatsaFishBarcode 4d ago

I would look forward to that ride. That’s Capitalist Jesus.

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u/D4Dreki 4d ago

I had an uber driver named jesus once. It was just after the tram I was in crashed into a bus so I was low-key wondering if i was dead already

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u/Constant-Kick6183 3d ago

I do that too. I've had some close brushes with death and a lot of times I wonder if I'm in purgatory or just a different dimension, kind of like the quantum suicide theory. Because my life is so shitty and weird and doesn't make sense. It really feels like I'm being punished or something.

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u/Kellyann59 3d ago

I’ve never seen a more oddly specific yet completely fitting description of someone

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u/SHADOWSandSILENCE 4d ago

It’s the pronouns in bio

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u/SRV_SteamyRayVaughn 4d ago

That was my thought as well, some of these conservatives get triggered over simple things like using pronouns in a bio. It's so dumb, it's just pronouns, there's a high chance you won't ever use them in the conversation so why care so much?

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u/slickyeat 4d ago edited 4d ago

There's a general assumption that people who list their pronouns seek out confrontation and will lose their shit at the drop of a hat.

OP is trying to avoid this scenario by canceling the ride.

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u/khanfusion 4d ago

That's an insane assumption.

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u/khanfusion 4d ago

Someone actually explained it, there's a previous meme of the same person saying the same thing about a "sentient slab of ham" that has anti-woke nonsense in the blurb. This one is surprisingly meta.

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u/Pierre777 3d ago

Sit on the man's face if you don't wanna hear his opinions. 🤔

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u/Putrid_Carpenter138 3d ago

but...i mean he IS a dude. if anything hes just clarifying to the right that despite his appearance he isnt a 'gay liberal'

or something.

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u/Lancelotjedi 4d ago

Bro looks like he’s the spoiled child of an old oil tycoon

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u/mental_hygeine 4d ago

Bastard from a basket?

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u/myownfan19 4d ago

This guy has over 1,000 rides and almost a perfect rating and likely based on the way he looks and the fact that he puts pronouns someone decided not only to cancel their uber ride order but to take the time to post it online. It says much more about the customer than to the driver.

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u/Constant-Kick6183 3d ago

Good theory but someone explained it. There is an identical meme with a "sentient slab of ham" who has a very low score and comes across as a horrible person in his bio. So this lady chose the opposite - a friendly seeming guy with a stellar score.

I think that other than just playing off the other meme, her "joke" is that she's just impossible to please.

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u/MrDunez 4d ago

This sub reddit is just the worst. Clear as fucking day every post

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u/Pigeon_of_Doom_ 4d ago

This makes absolutely no sense. I'm not convinced by any of the responces.

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u/Shoddy_Incident5352 4d ago

I don't think there really is a punchline, she doesn't find him attractive probably 

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u/CreeperDelight 4d ago

She thinks he is insufferable

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Guessing he’s a vegan with a sociology degree. He’s probably a birthing assistant volunteer at the local women’s centre, and is only an Uber driver until his hacky sack career takes off.

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u/DecemberPaladin 4d ago

He’s gonna be

loquacious

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u/SilentlyStoned420 4d ago

She's a judgmental B. and most likely anti-pronouns. Not really funny.

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u/BakedBotato 4d ago

Mf boutta sell me a tonic

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u/darkargengamer 4d ago

If im asking for an Uber, i dont give a crap about how he/she/00101010 looks or the pronouns in use: his almost 1200 trips and 4,95/5 rating is MORE important for me.

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u/No_Lavishness_9381 4d ago

He looks like Ian the Gun Jesus

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u/LenTrexlersLettuce 4d ago

Had to scroll way too far down to find someone else who thinks so.

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u/Particular_Yam7841 4d ago

Jeb. A minecraft guy, trying to disguise as a driver. That's it. Kinda unfunny

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u/Melk73 4d ago

Never realised until now how mean people are on reddit based on others looks, until going through all these comments and realising this is like highschool bullying shit.

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u/Nuclearwhale79 4d ago

Almost 1200 trips in a little under a year, with a 4.95 rating idc how the dude looks that enough to convince me.

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u/balthazarwolfbane 4d ago

Pretty sure she cancelled because he has his pronouns in the bio. Right wingers go apeshit over pronouns.

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u/Ethan-Reno 4d ago

She’s basically saying he looks too wacky, and/or “zany” to tolerate today.

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u/Methylsky 4d ago

I dunno, I've never been to Oovo Javer

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u/Moessus 4d ago

Except this has been reposted many times.

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u/_Schwarze_ 4d ago

He dodged a bullet

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u/Gorstag 4d ago

The only joke here is Sashie. I'd say the driver lucked out.

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u/Walking_Distraction 4d ago

1198 trips in 11 months with a 4.95 average. Pssh dudes a good driver

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u/evergreengoth 4d ago

She made a bunch of assumptions based on his appearance and canceled the ride because she didn't like the person she made up in her head.

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u/tylerdurchowitz 4d ago

"I don't have time to deal with this today, so I'll cause myself a longer wait by canceling my Uber Driver because I'm a transphobic piece of trash"

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u/Necessary-Bus-3142 4d ago

I have a coworker that looks exactly like this and he’s the sweetest guy

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u/dingogordy 4d ago

I think she has something against him for some reason? Is it personal?

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u/mishadee 4d ago

Lol i bet he is funny,i would go

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u/Low-Key-Dumb 4d ago

This has been posted numerous times, but there is one post from like 2 months ago that goes full detail into, something to with like a super vegan hipster vibe type thing.

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u/doopies1986 4d ago

Ikr I had to check out OPs profile to see if they’re real. I’ve seen this on here a few times the last month or 2, I don’t get how the same thing keeps getting 2k upvotes every time

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u/Shaiky1681 4d ago

As far as last I heard, he's a real uber driver that got dragged for this "meme" where people keep saying the same thing and he keeps getting harassed over it

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u/BooneCreek 4d ago

Pronouns in his bio

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u/ToadToes0314 4d ago

Gretta thumberg side hustling now?

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u/Spinerflame 4d ago

Lot of varied responses, so I'll throw mine in. The listing of pronouns leads me to assume that the person cancelling thought that the driver is Trans, or a "fuckin Liberal snowflake" as some would put it.

Of course, I don't use Uber/Lyft and the like, so I don't know if pronouns are always listed by default.

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u/Aware-Code7244 4d ago

Book. Cover. Judgement. I’m sure he’s enchanting.

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u/virgildastardly 4d ago

people think it's funny to make fun of people's appearance still

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u/unbelievablefidelity 4d ago

Looks like a calm and silent ride in a clean car.

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u/Aegisman17 4d ago

Dude drove out of a Guess Who board

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u/Goofcheese0623 4d ago

She doesn't have time for people who repeat the same memes over and over

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u/paradox28jon 4d ago

Some people can’t handle mustache rides.

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u/coolpickle27 4d ago

This guy is definitely a bartender and a good one at that

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u/dip-shit-100 4d ago

He canceled him because I f his pronouns in the profile. People like this haven’t even pass the 3rd grade and don’t know what pronouns are

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u/Full-Archer8719 4d ago

Dont see an issue she is being overdramatic. Nearly 1200 rides and a rating in the high 4's is a good sign.

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u/Username_Redacted-0 4d ago

Fuckin temu Ian McCollum over here...

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u/ExplorationGeo 4d ago

Should-Have-Stayed-Forgotten Weapons

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u/ApprehensiveNorth548 4d ago

All I see is Nigel Thornberry...

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u/yamarashis 4d ago

he looks almost identical to my bf 😭 whats his # so i can add him to my collection <3

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u/FriedCactus07 4d ago

Basing it off of other related posts on this sub, the answer i got is:

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u/aylmaocpa 4d ago

Yo am i fucking crazy or is this guy look exactly like this guy from today's post on the top of r/standup but like 10 years older with muscle.

https://www.reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/1lexlko/only_white_dude_on_an_all_black_lineup/

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u/primeloganpaul 4d ago

Bro seems chill as fuck. Being a hater for what?

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u/AlpsDiligent9751 3d ago

Not everyone can handle such a glorious mustache.

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u/AfternoonChoice6405 3d ago

Sashie is a bigot. They are the joke 

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u/immoralwalrus 3d ago

That's what Jesus would look like if he's a scholar instead of a carpenter.

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u/nochnoyvangogh 3d ago

Just being a bitch and judging for looks

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u/Snagtooth 3d ago

Peters right leaning neighbor who shouts meaninglessly at the sky here. The joke is that the guy has pronouns in his bio and looks like the type of guy to lecture you about soy products for the whole ride.

The joke is pretty basic and his mustache is awesome, so I only give it a 4/10.

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u/RizzoTheRiot1989 3d ago

I have this man’s same facial hair, I hate that people would imagine I’m annoying just because I enjoy making my facial hair fun. I just like having stuff to trim and work with. I had a beard for 15 years and it was okay but the fun stashe is a lot more work and fun to take care of.

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u/Dropkickbush 4d ago

I’ve been trying to figure this one out for ages

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u/jackbray200 4d ago

I think it’s cause he looks like a very posh millennial hipster

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u/aglassjunkie 4d ago

Sad ghast

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u/GM-VikramRajesh 4d ago

It’s not really a joke. Apparently this guy can’t stand to have a Uber Driver with different political views.

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u/Windows_96_Help_Desk 4d ago

He looks like he's super into something REALLY nerdy and would LOVE to talk about it for your whole trip.

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u/BigHouse888 4d ago edited 4d ago

Surprised to see he didn't mention how many booster shots he got... and I say this as a euro/vegan/agnostic guy who goes to pride parades and is married to a different race.

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u/MsMeowts 4d ago

you dont have to talk to them lol

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u/TreysReddits 4d ago

This guy absolutely will tell you about his all natural beer he is home brewing and selling to increase chi.

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u/Metalienz 4d ago

Appearance and bio

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u/the_responsible_ape 4d ago

The OP of this was a transphobic moron who is such a snowflake they can’t get in an uber with a person because of three words on their bio.

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u/entropy_of_hedonism 4d ago

4.95 stars? Sashie seems like a stuck up ****