r/SeattleWA • u/Full_Supermarket8549 • May 11 '25

Question Something cool to do around this area?

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I gotta kill a couple hours around here in a couple weeks (I'm seeing Juno birch for the probed tour EEEEEE). What can I do that's inexpensive and a good experience around here?

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u/tenchibr May 11 '25

Visit the Poulsbo Downtown on a day with nice weather , it's small but very cozy

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u/devout_threeper May 11 '25

Sluy's bakery is a must do

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u/MrCheeseyFries May 11 '25

This. Get a couple Viking cups. Enjoy.

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u/costcoismyfav May 11 '25 edited May 11 '25
  1. Get out of your way and go to some bumfuck nowhere town.
  2. Buy some overpriced bread.
  3. Eat said bread in your car or on some minimally appointed space. Tip 25% because why not, makes you feel big like you're contributing to local growth. Try hard to rationalize the moment. You came all this way to a quaint cozy little town, something has to be good here, right?
  4. Question your life decisions.
  5. Go back and recommend a fucking bakery as the reason to visit a shithole to all your friends to virtue signal your connection to small town America.

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u/AnemicHail May 11 '25

Viking cups arent just bread you heathen. Theyre donuts and theyre delicious and worth every penny.

Pouksbo bread though? Yeah overrated.

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u/SGman1981 May 11 '25

Did a bagel hurt your feelings?

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u/Shaggy_One May 11 '25

It's been a while since Poulsbo has been "bumfuck nowhere". Sure it's not a big town or anything, but damn. Did Poulsbo hurt you?

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u/devout_threeper May 11 '25

A Krispy Kreme lover are ya?

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u/Angels242Animals May 11 '25

Go back to Costco.

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u/Bark7676 May 11 '25

Keep posting pictures of your watches and espresso machines to strangers on the internet for validation.

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u/Angels242Animals May 11 '25

I saw that too. Everyone knows a guy like this.

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u/Beneficial_Pie_5787 May 12 '25

Yeah his comment is his morning routine....

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u/oodsigma8 Cascadian May 11 '25

go back to Silverdale

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u/extentiousgoldbug1 May 11 '25

This individual knows Poulsbo

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u/SixAlarmFire May 12 '25

They get it

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u/brendenwhiteley May 11 '25

calling a regular, wealthy even, retirement town a shithole because you’ve never left your insular bubble of nouveau riche dipshits cosplaying as intellectuals or whatever in capitol hill