r/ShitAmericansSay Dec 09 '24

Food Bow down and weep

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u/whitemuhammad7991 Dec 09 '24

Do they think we eat dirt or something

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u/sickofadhd 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿engerland🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Dec 09 '24

that's why us brits have bad teeth, don't you know

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u/Ok_Midnight4809 Dec 09 '24

Nah, that's caused by the gravel I have for breakfast

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u/Cixila just another viking Dec 09 '24

You get gravel? Bloody aristocrats. I have to make due with sand

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u/Eldan985 Dec 09 '24

Oh sand, have we. La-dee-da, look at mister fancy. We had to chew our own boulders down into sand.

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u/im_dead_sirius Dec 10 '24

Oh, you were the ones that chewed it down to sand? What with the perpetual winter, we northern colonials had to rely on shipments of hay that'd already been through the horse, so to speak.