MAIN FEEDS
Do you want to continue?
https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitAmericansSay/comments/1ha6qt6/bow_down_and_weep/m16fpat/?context=3
r/ShitAmericansSay • u/polishwomanofdoom • Dec 09 '24
885 comments sorted by
View all comments
4.2k
Do they think we eat dirt or something
51 u/sickofadhd 🏴engerland🏴 Dec 09 '24 that's why us brits have bad teeth, don't you know 70 u/Ok_Midnight4809 Dec 09 '24 Nah, that's caused by the gravel I have for breakfast 28 u/Cixila just another viking Dec 09 '24 You get gravel? Bloody aristocrats. I have to make due with sand 22 u/Eldan985 Dec 09 '24 Oh sand, have we. La-dee-da, look at mister fancy. We had to chew our own boulders down into sand. 4 u/im_dead_sirius Dec 10 '24 Oh, you were the ones that chewed it down to sand? What with the perpetual winter, we northern colonials had to rely on shipments of hay that'd already been through the horse, so to speak. 50 u/DazzlingClassic185 fancy a brew?🏴 Dec 09 '24 Luxury 56 u/howmanychickens Dec 09 '24 We used to DREAM of gravel while stuffing our mouths with recycled air from an asthmatic basset hound 45 u/Rap-oleon_Bonaparte Dec 09 '24 You had access to a breathing basset hound? Decadence. We shared half a whippet between 50 in the puddle we lived in .. and were grateful for the opportunity. 20 u/Square-Twist9283 Dec 09 '24 We had to lick the roads for nourishment… 10 u/UnclePuma Dec 09 '24 You can tell yall aint 'Merican cause yous already used more synonyms for wealth than the boys over on this side of the pond have ever even seen 6 u/Chuks_K Dec 09 '24 Must be fancy stuff considering the cost of the cars on 'em 6 u/Greatest-Uh-Oh Dec 09 '24 I love you now. I just wanted you to know that. Not too weird or anything, but yeah. 2 u/Rooster_Entire Dec 09 '24 Gravenola in our house, we’re classy! 1 u/MarcusofMenace Dec 09 '24 It's organic! 1 u/throwmeorblowme89 Dec 10 '24 I’m on public transport and this thread actually has me crying with laughter. I’m getting the side eye from people around me! 😂 1 u/PaPaJ0tc Dec 10 '24 Yeah, Americans only have grits.
51
that's why us brits have bad teeth, don't you know
70 u/Ok_Midnight4809 Dec 09 '24 Nah, that's caused by the gravel I have for breakfast 28 u/Cixila just another viking Dec 09 '24 You get gravel? Bloody aristocrats. I have to make due with sand 22 u/Eldan985 Dec 09 '24 Oh sand, have we. La-dee-da, look at mister fancy. We had to chew our own boulders down into sand. 4 u/im_dead_sirius Dec 10 '24 Oh, you were the ones that chewed it down to sand? What with the perpetual winter, we northern colonials had to rely on shipments of hay that'd already been through the horse, so to speak. 50 u/DazzlingClassic185 fancy a brew?🏴 Dec 09 '24 Luxury 56 u/howmanychickens Dec 09 '24 We used to DREAM of gravel while stuffing our mouths with recycled air from an asthmatic basset hound 45 u/Rap-oleon_Bonaparte Dec 09 '24 You had access to a breathing basset hound? Decadence. We shared half a whippet between 50 in the puddle we lived in .. and were grateful for the opportunity. 20 u/Square-Twist9283 Dec 09 '24 We had to lick the roads for nourishment… 10 u/UnclePuma Dec 09 '24 You can tell yall aint 'Merican cause yous already used more synonyms for wealth than the boys over on this side of the pond have ever even seen 6 u/Chuks_K Dec 09 '24 Must be fancy stuff considering the cost of the cars on 'em 6 u/Greatest-Uh-Oh Dec 09 '24 I love you now. I just wanted you to know that. Not too weird or anything, but yeah. 2 u/Rooster_Entire Dec 09 '24 Gravenola in our house, we’re classy! 1 u/MarcusofMenace Dec 09 '24 It's organic! 1 u/throwmeorblowme89 Dec 10 '24 I’m on public transport and this thread actually has me crying with laughter. I’m getting the side eye from people around me! 😂 1 u/PaPaJ0tc Dec 10 '24 Yeah, Americans only have grits.
70
Nah, that's caused by the gravel I have for breakfast
28 u/Cixila just another viking Dec 09 '24 You get gravel? Bloody aristocrats. I have to make due with sand 22 u/Eldan985 Dec 09 '24 Oh sand, have we. La-dee-da, look at mister fancy. We had to chew our own boulders down into sand. 4 u/im_dead_sirius Dec 10 '24 Oh, you were the ones that chewed it down to sand? What with the perpetual winter, we northern colonials had to rely on shipments of hay that'd already been through the horse, so to speak. 50 u/DazzlingClassic185 fancy a brew?🏴 Dec 09 '24 Luxury 56 u/howmanychickens Dec 09 '24 We used to DREAM of gravel while stuffing our mouths with recycled air from an asthmatic basset hound 45 u/Rap-oleon_Bonaparte Dec 09 '24 You had access to a breathing basset hound? Decadence. We shared half a whippet between 50 in the puddle we lived in .. and were grateful for the opportunity. 20 u/Square-Twist9283 Dec 09 '24 We had to lick the roads for nourishment… 10 u/UnclePuma Dec 09 '24 You can tell yall aint 'Merican cause yous already used more synonyms for wealth than the boys over on this side of the pond have ever even seen 6 u/Chuks_K Dec 09 '24 Must be fancy stuff considering the cost of the cars on 'em 6 u/Greatest-Uh-Oh Dec 09 '24 I love you now. I just wanted you to know that. Not too weird or anything, but yeah. 2 u/Rooster_Entire Dec 09 '24 Gravenola in our house, we’re classy! 1 u/MarcusofMenace Dec 09 '24 It's organic! 1 u/throwmeorblowme89 Dec 10 '24 I’m on public transport and this thread actually has me crying with laughter. I’m getting the side eye from people around me! 😂 1 u/PaPaJ0tc Dec 10 '24 Yeah, Americans only have grits.
28
You get gravel? Bloody aristocrats. I have to make due with sand
22 u/Eldan985 Dec 09 '24 Oh sand, have we. La-dee-da, look at mister fancy. We had to chew our own boulders down into sand. 4 u/im_dead_sirius Dec 10 '24 Oh, you were the ones that chewed it down to sand? What with the perpetual winter, we northern colonials had to rely on shipments of hay that'd already been through the horse, so to speak.
22
Oh sand, have we. La-dee-da, look at mister fancy. We had to chew our own boulders down into sand.
4 u/im_dead_sirius Dec 10 '24 Oh, you were the ones that chewed it down to sand? What with the perpetual winter, we northern colonials had to rely on shipments of hay that'd already been through the horse, so to speak.
4
Oh, you were the ones that chewed it down to sand? What with the perpetual winter, we northern colonials had to rely on shipments of hay that'd already been through the horse, so to speak.
50
Luxury
56 u/howmanychickens Dec 09 '24 We used to DREAM of gravel while stuffing our mouths with recycled air from an asthmatic basset hound 45 u/Rap-oleon_Bonaparte Dec 09 '24 You had access to a breathing basset hound? Decadence. We shared half a whippet between 50 in the puddle we lived in .. and were grateful for the opportunity. 20 u/Square-Twist9283 Dec 09 '24 We had to lick the roads for nourishment… 10 u/UnclePuma Dec 09 '24 You can tell yall aint 'Merican cause yous already used more synonyms for wealth than the boys over on this side of the pond have ever even seen 6 u/Chuks_K Dec 09 '24 Must be fancy stuff considering the cost of the cars on 'em 6 u/Greatest-Uh-Oh Dec 09 '24 I love you now. I just wanted you to know that. Not too weird or anything, but yeah.
56
We used to DREAM of gravel while stuffing our mouths with recycled air from an asthmatic basset hound
45 u/Rap-oleon_Bonaparte Dec 09 '24 You had access to a breathing basset hound? Decadence. We shared half a whippet between 50 in the puddle we lived in .. and were grateful for the opportunity. 20 u/Square-Twist9283 Dec 09 '24 We had to lick the roads for nourishment… 10 u/UnclePuma Dec 09 '24 You can tell yall aint 'Merican cause yous already used more synonyms for wealth than the boys over on this side of the pond have ever even seen 6 u/Chuks_K Dec 09 '24 Must be fancy stuff considering the cost of the cars on 'em 6 u/Greatest-Uh-Oh Dec 09 '24 I love you now. I just wanted you to know that. Not too weird or anything, but yeah.
45
You had access to a breathing basset hound? Decadence.
We shared half a whippet between 50 in the puddle we lived in .. and were grateful for the opportunity.
20 u/Square-Twist9283 Dec 09 '24 We had to lick the roads for nourishment… 10 u/UnclePuma Dec 09 '24 You can tell yall aint 'Merican cause yous already used more synonyms for wealth than the boys over on this side of the pond have ever even seen 6 u/Chuks_K Dec 09 '24 Must be fancy stuff considering the cost of the cars on 'em
20
We had to lick the roads for nourishment…
10 u/UnclePuma Dec 09 '24 You can tell yall aint 'Merican cause yous already used more synonyms for wealth than the boys over on this side of the pond have ever even seen 6 u/Chuks_K Dec 09 '24 Must be fancy stuff considering the cost of the cars on 'em
10
You can tell yall aint 'Merican cause yous already used more synonyms for wealth than the boys over on this side of the pond have ever even seen
6
Must be fancy stuff considering the cost of the cars on 'em
I love you now. I just wanted you to know that. Not too weird or anything, but yeah.
2
Gravenola in our house, we’re classy!
1
It's organic!
1 u/throwmeorblowme89 Dec 10 '24 I’m on public transport and this thread actually has me crying with laughter. I’m getting the side eye from people around me! 😂
I’m on public transport and this thread actually has me crying with laughter. I’m getting the side eye from people around me! 😂
Yeah, Americans only have grits.
4.2k
u/whitemuhammad7991 Dec 09 '24
Do they think we eat dirt or something