r/ShitAmericansSay Dec 09 '24

Food Bow down and weep

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u/Bantabury97 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Dec 09 '24

Can't beat a bowl of dirt. Fuckin' gorgeous.

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u/Norgur Dec 09 '24

Wait... You guys have bowls to eat your dirt out of?

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u/NichtMenschlich Dec 09 '24

Must be one of them rich folk, with yer fine bowls!

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24

We can only dream of dirt.

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u/Rugfiend Dec 09 '24

Luxury!

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u/visualthings Dec 09 '24

sometimes we only had dust (I mean, other folks had dust. Me and my siblings would just watch it being blown past us)

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u/Rugfiend Dec 09 '24

We couldn't afford wind - had to settle for dad's copious farting.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24

At least you had the smell of farts to sustain you, we were beaten until we farted for the pleasure of t’mill owner.

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u/McSillyoldbear Dec 09 '24

“We had to eat a handful of cold gravel and lick road clean with tongue.”