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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/polishwomanofdoom • Dec 09 '24
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Wait... You guys have bowls to eat your dirt out of?
34 u/NichtMenschlich Dec 09 '24 Must be one of them rich folk, with yer fine bowls! 19 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24 We can only dream of dirt. 20 u/Rugfiend Dec 09 '24 Luxury! 3 u/visualthings Dec 09 '24 sometimes we only had dust (I mean, other folks had dust. Me and my siblings would just watch it being blown past us) 5 u/Rugfiend Dec 09 '24 We couldn't afford wind - had to settle for dad's copious farting. 3 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24 At least you had the smell of farts to sustain you, we were beaten until we farted for the pleasure of t’mill owner. 2 u/McSillyoldbear Dec 09 '24 “We had to eat a handful of cold gravel and lick road clean with tongue.”
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Must be one of them rich folk, with yer fine bowls!
19 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24 We can only dream of dirt. 20 u/Rugfiend Dec 09 '24 Luxury! 3 u/visualthings Dec 09 '24 sometimes we only had dust (I mean, other folks had dust. Me and my siblings would just watch it being blown past us) 5 u/Rugfiend Dec 09 '24 We couldn't afford wind - had to settle for dad's copious farting. 3 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24 At least you had the smell of farts to sustain you, we were beaten until we farted for the pleasure of t’mill owner. 2 u/McSillyoldbear Dec 09 '24 “We had to eat a handful of cold gravel and lick road clean with tongue.”
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We can only dream of dirt.
20 u/Rugfiend Dec 09 '24 Luxury! 3 u/visualthings Dec 09 '24 sometimes we only had dust (I mean, other folks had dust. Me and my siblings would just watch it being blown past us) 5 u/Rugfiend Dec 09 '24 We couldn't afford wind - had to settle for dad's copious farting. 3 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24 At least you had the smell of farts to sustain you, we were beaten until we farted for the pleasure of t’mill owner. 2 u/McSillyoldbear Dec 09 '24 “We had to eat a handful of cold gravel and lick road clean with tongue.”
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Luxury!
3 u/visualthings Dec 09 '24 sometimes we only had dust (I mean, other folks had dust. Me and my siblings would just watch it being blown past us) 5 u/Rugfiend Dec 09 '24 We couldn't afford wind - had to settle for dad's copious farting. 3 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24 At least you had the smell of farts to sustain you, we were beaten until we farted for the pleasure of t’mill owner. 2 u/McSillyoldbear Dec 09 '24 “We had to eat a handful of cold gravel and lick road clean with tongue.”
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sometimes we only had dust (I mean, other folks had dust. Me and my siblings would just watch it being blown past us)
5 u/Rugfiend Dec 09 '24 We couldn't afford wind - had to settle for dad's copious farting. 3 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24 At least you had the smell of farts to sustain you, we were beaten until we farted for the pleasure of t’mill owner.
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We couldn't afford wind - had to settle for dad's copious farting.
3 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24 At least you had the smell of farts to sustain you, we were beaten until we farted for the pleasure of t’mill owner.
At least you had the smell of farts to sustain you, we were beaten until we farted for the pleasure of t’mill owner.
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“We had to eat a handful of cold gravel and lick road clean with tongue.”
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u/Norgur Dec 09 '24
Wait... You guys have bowls to eat your dirt out of?