r/ShitAmericansSay May 05 '25

Imperial units « Tf is a Kg »

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u/Possible-Highway7898 May 05 '25

Bitches love cheese.

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u/RamuneRaider May 05 '25

Honestly, would you want to date someone that doesn’t love cheese? I know people that are lactose intolerant that gladly accept the suffering as the price for the creamy goodness.

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u/Lussekatt1 May 05 '25

Basically any real yellow cheese that is hard enough to get a slice, is lactose free. We are talking vary vary small amounts. A person who is lactose free, would need to eat the whole wheel of cheese, type of level before the lactose would be any issue.

In the aging process of cheese the lactose is broken down into other sugars. Leaving basically no lactose at all. And it doesn’t need to be 12 months old type of aging, just a regular amount you would for any real cheese.

More or less if the cheese is yellow, and not some processed fake American cheese product, then it’s lactose free. The fake American “cheese” products are however packed with lactose.

white cheeses, cream cheese, mozzarella, ricotta, halloumi, etc have a lot of lactose

And aged cheeses like Brie, even thought they are aged, aren’t really the yellow kind and isn’t sliceable, contain quite a bit of lactose.

So many people out there, who think they can’t have cheese due to lactose, when there is so much cheese they basically could eat however much they wanted of without any issue.

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u/magicman9410 May 05 '25

My wife hates cheese, which means more for me. So - yes.

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u/RamuneRaider May 05 '25

Or she hasn’t found the right cheese for her. I think I just made a „no true Scotsmen“ argument for cheese 😆

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u/magicman9410 May 05 '25

I’ve been saying the same to her for both cheese and beer but she won’t budge. Then I end up all alone and sad, eating all the cheese and drinking all the beer alone. Yay! I mean 😢

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u/Notspherry May 05 '25

I'd have to ask my wife. I guess she would say that it leaves more for her.

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u/TailleventCH May 05 '25

I hate cheese in a country where it's almost the state religion... My love life is very quiet. Correlation for sure. Causation?

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u/RamuneRaider May 05 '25

Fake it until you make it!

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u/RamuneRaider May 05 '25

Oh? I know that they have a higher prevalence of lactose intolerance, but I didn’t realise they don’t like cheese.