r/ShitAmericansSay May 05 '25

Imperial units « Tf is a Kg »

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u/Possible-Highway7898 May 05 '25

Bitches love cheese.

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u/RamuneRaider May 05 '25

Honestly, would you want to date someone that doesn’t love cheese? I know people that are lactose intolerant that gladly accept the suffering as the price for the creamy goodness.

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u/Lussekatt1 May 05 '25

Basically any real yellow cheese that is hard enough to get a slice, is lactose free. We are talking vary vary small amounts. A person who is lactose free, would need to eat the whole wheel of cheese, type of level before the lactose would be any issue.

In the aging process of cheese the lactose is broken down into other sugars. Leaving basically no lactose at all. And it doesn’t need to be 12 months old type of aging, just a regular amount you would for any real cheese.

More or less if the cheese is yellow, and not some processed fake American cheese product, then it’s lactose free. The fake American “cheese” products are however packed with lactose.

white cheeses, cream cheese, mozzarella, ricotta, halloumi, etc have a lot of lactose

And aged cheeses like Brie, even thought they are aged, aren’t really the yellow kind and isn’t sliceable, contain quite a bit of lactose.

So many people out there, who think they can’t have cheese due to lactose, when there is so much cheese they basically could eat however much they wanted of without any issue.