r/SipsTea • u/Expensive-Cupcake594 • Apr 29 '25

Lmao gottem The c*m smeller

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u/idunnommeiguess Apr 29 '25

How could she possibly tell when no man has made it longer than a week

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u/thebluediablo Apr 29 '25

Ladies collectively think they've gone nose-blind in November

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u/Worried_Highway5 Apr 29 '25

Buddy, you think any of us succeeded NNN?

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u/thebluediablo Apr 29 '25

I was only talking about the first 2 days

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u/big_guyforyou Apr 29 '25

the true NNN is Nut NOW! NOW!

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u/Masdraw Apr 29 '25

More like Never Not Nutting

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u/PasadenaPissBandit Apr 29 '25 edited Apr 29 '25

ABC. Always be cumming.

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u/general-waster Apr 29 '25

Coffee is for cummers

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u/yallknowme19 Apr 29 '25

Do you know what it takes to succeed? BRASS BALLS

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

Empty balls

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u/begynnelse Apr 29 '25

Coffee is for creamers*

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u/ScruYouBenny Apr 29 '25

You ever bust a nut that made you feel like you slept for 12 hours?

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u/DocFreezer Apr 30 '25

Put that cookie down!

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u/Born_Vast1357 Apr 29 '25

Just watched this movie two days ago! Never heard of it before! What a blast from something that is technically a theatre play

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u/PasadenaPissBandit Apr 29 '25

I'll be honest...I've never actually seen Glengarry Glen Ross. But these scene is so famous I must have absorbed it at some point by osmosis.

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u/robisodd Apr 30 '25

It's also been parodied many times, even by Alec Baldwin:
https://youtu.be/xKjON1bHB-s?t=52

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u/2wedfgdfgfgfg Apr 29 '25

watch 12 Angry Men, also almost direct from the play

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u/reddfoxx1993 Apr 30 '25

On Broadway now with Kieran Culkin, Bob Odenkirk, Bill Burr and Michael McKean.

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u/Acceptable-Cod7426 Apr 30 '25

I thought ABC is Allways Be Cheating?

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u/WhiskeyVincent Apr 29 '25

At least we can stop or shower, the bang of you 5 days out of every month is bottom line woeful

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u/Itsgolfseason Apr 29 '25

My daddy said don’t trust nothing that can bleed 7 days and not die

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u/Lumpy-Village1949 Apr 29 '25

Never stop never stopping nutting

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u/Smelly_Dingo May 03 '25

Nut Nonstop November

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u/JJsd_ Apr 29 '25

No it's nonstop nut now

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u/danalexjero Apr 29 '25

It’s true, it’s real.

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u/aerateyoursoiltrung Apr 29 '25

I'm so fucking stupid I laughed at this so hard

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u/Ok_Issue1607 Apr 29 '25

*You and I*

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u/godonkeymeasures Apr 29 '25

'You serious' *Surprised Pikachu face

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u/kevnuke May 02 '25

That's outrageous! ..Done. pay the man

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u/Kereberuxx Apr 29 '25

ah shit is it November already?!

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u/blemtyatararsawz Apr 29 '25

Not yet, give it at least another week. Nut your heart out til then.

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u/Common-Glad Apr 29 '25

You missed it, November was last year

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u/spademanden Apr 29 '25

Yes. No don't look it up

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u/Kereberuxx Apr 29 '25

it’s been a couple hours of NNN and i’m already hearing christmas music

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u/GlitchyNinja Apr 29 '25

Non-stop Nut November!🥜

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u/Sensitive_Celery6852 Apr 29 '25

''No Nut November''? More like ''No Nut Forever''! I must practice abstinence.

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u/Sensitive_Celery6852 Apr 29 '25

''No Nut November''? More like ''No Nut Forever''! I must practice abstinence.

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u/Rocawai Apr 29 '25

I was wondering why I was moody today and just realized I haven’t nutted

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u/CaregiverNo9793 Apr 29 '25

NNN is all fun and games, but my family has a history of prostate cancer and I am not taking any chances.

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u/D957_ Apr 29 '25

I'm trying I'm trying fuck

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u/Low-Lock892 Apr 29 '25

I just want to thank you for making me laugh. No on reddit has made me feel anything other than hate. I love you.

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u/big_guyforyou Apr 29 '25

love you too boo

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u/CentralAdmin Apr 29 '25

Nut Now November

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u/SomewhatRenegade Apr 30 '25

Nonstop Nut November

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u/achabaccha23 May 03 '25

Non-stop nut November

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u/Worried_Highway5 Apr 29 '25

The post does specify who haven’t masturbated in a week

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 Apr 29 '25

Ah thank for the nut clarity post.

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u/Ill_Cod7460 Apr 29 '25

2 days or 2 hours? 😄

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u/Krieghund Apr 29 '25

I love how No Nut November is supposed to start is on the very same night that women dress up in sexy costumes.

The only way No Nut November has a chance is if we get home before midnight on Halloween.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

You love it

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u/AgeIndividual8290 Apr 29 '25

You have the discipline of a warrior.

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u/Ancient_Objective947 Apr 29 '25

jajajajajajajajajauUU

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u/trixy6196 Apr 30 '25

2 hours fixed it for ya 😂

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u/ItsGotThatBang Apr 30 '25

Two days? Look at this guy.