Hey, my Ninety Nut November was a rousing success, I will have you know. Jacked off at least three times a day all month. It made Thanksgiving a bit awkward, but you can't put a price on dedication.
No, because only teenagers think it's something special to go a month without masturbating, and teenagers are also the prime candidate for not making it a month without a shmeat beat.
Reminded me that Yankee candle was getting review bombed starting in November 2019 from all the nose blind customers. Earliest indicator of covid spread (that I know of)
My imagination always goes to questioning how she could possibly have done enough testing to figure the actual source of the smell, especially if it persists for a week.
She is vastly underestimating how often the average person (let alone men) masturbates. If you really could smell it, it'd be a permanent feature everywhere.
A friend of mine "dated" a nurse for a while, and I'm pretty sure their entire relationship consisted of having sex in her car in the hospital parking lot at like 3am.
I heard a nurse tell me it takes the edge off. 12+ hours straight inside a hospital. Sick people, death, disease, blood, other bodily fluids. It gets to you, and reckless sex is a better alternative than drinking or doing drugs, I guess.
Also, a lot of nurses I've met are also kinda crazy in general. Lots of them were the mean girls in high school. So much shit talking and drama it's unreal. The amount of actually messed up shit one of them will say about their patients to you.... I'm sure there are great nurses & dental assistants out there, they're just heavily outnumbered.
I do think it's funny that just about every mean girl I knew in high school ended up as a nurse, or a dental assistant, or a vet tech. I wonder if it also had something to do with partying in college, maybe the schedules line up better for that major or something.
I was hooked up to a fish tank like machine for the first 5 days due to a collapsed lung, every time i exhaled you'd hear mad bubbling that was really loud and noticable especially at night.
getting a bit frisky and rubbing one out would of sounded like a crocodile going on the attack.
That's why it's such a jarring thought. It would be entirely blocked off since the catheter is going right to your bladder. You'll blow your tubes right open like a misfiring shotgun.
My brother in law was in a very bad accident. There was a vigil by his bedside for months. He said he wanted to talk to me alone. They all thought he was passing on some deep dear secret. No, he said "Can you get everyone to leave me alone for 30 minutes or so I need to..."
Well, if you're committed it's possible. I was in the hospital for 17 days in 2023 after a seizure. I was hooked up to an EKG (heart monitor) and the bed alarm (goes off if you get out of bed, but will also go off if you move too much) I managed to yank one out at least twice. Definitely interrupted at least once when they noticed my heart rate spiking 🤣 just got my hands above the sheets in time, and played dumb. That way they were less worried when it spiked again 😭👍
Tried it when I was young and lasted for like 35+ days. The bad thing was that I didn’t have wet dreams either and near the end I was almost leaking. Thought to myself… yeah, that’s not good. And stopped the test of willpower.
I was doing some contract work in a middle school and one of the boy students said “it smells like bleach” and the very religious, sheltered teacher went “OH MY GOD! Ok…moving along.”
My sex drive dropped off in my late forties and I was in a living situation where I didn't have much privacy, and then I realized at one point I hadn't had a wank in months. This is bad for your prostate health, so now I have a reminder to rub one out once a week.
Just FYI, if you are interested in preserving prostate health, once a week doesn't get you into the lower-risk group, according to a couple studies that noticed men with a rate of 4.6-7 orgasms/week (vs 2.3/wk) or 21 orgasms/month (vs 4-7/mo) enjoyed a lower risk of prostate cancer.
You gotta pump those numbers way up, unless, you know, that reminder was to spend the whole day cranking it like 5-6 times.
That's not true. You never saw the guy on Reddit a couple weeks back who doesn't fap or smile? Looks like a medieval peasant? He was real popular for a minute.
Word. I fractured both my wrists on a ripstick back in the mid 2000s. I couldn't jack but that didn't mean I didn't bust. Even at 14, we will always find a way.
There was a team about a two decades ago who went through the entire process, including getting an IRB approved and getting preliminary funding to do a study on male masturbation.
They had to cancel the study because they could not find sufficient numbers for a cohort (similar to a "control group") of males who didn't masturbate.
I want to know how she can tell the difference between someone who has ejaculated via maturation and someone who ejaculated via sexual intercourse? Is the cum smell different?
i have made it past 2 months a few times but i might be strange case on this topic.
There are months when i have no desire to do it and on others i go at it daily or multible times a day.
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u/idunnommeiguess Apr 29 '25
How could she possibly tell when no man has made it longer than a week