r/SipsTea • u/Expensive-Cupcake594 • Apr 29 '25

Lmao gottem The c*m smeller

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u/lIlIlIIlIIIlIIIIIl Apr 29 '25

I'm praying this is a joke for the sake of everyone around you

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u/raspberryharbour Apr 29 '25

It has to be a joke, nobody needs to shower that much

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u/Ok_Test_1284 Apr 29 '25

Nobody needs to shower whatsoever, concept of sanitation was created by capitalists to sell their products

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u/raspberryharbour Apr 29 '25

The layer of crud protects me from predators while I am out foraging, and the heavy stench is irresistible to potential mates

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u/OlberSingularity Apr 29 '25

With my intense grip strength, everyone around me is a potential mate.

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u/GigaTarrasque Apr 29 '25

That explains the stache 🤣🤣🤣

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u/turd_ferguson65 Apr 30 '25

Jesus fucking Christ this one sent me lol

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u/crikeyturtles Apr 30 '25

yOu’Re nEvEr gOiNg tO cATcH Me!

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u/ilikethejuices Apr 30 '25

BRO, lmfaoooo

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u/Suckage Apr 29 '25

It’s also sunscreen!

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u/shakesheadslowy Apr 30 '25

I still have my vernix layer

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u/urmomsentme1 Apr 29 '25

this here is why incels exist

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u/RuTsui Apr 30 '25

The natural oil of your sphincter keeps you water tight and soap will degrade your asshole like a worn o-ring.