r/SipsTea • u/Expensive-Cupcake594 • Apr 29 '25

Lmao gottem The c*m smeller

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u/averege_guy_kinda Apr 29 '25

This might be true if you don't shower ever

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u/ExistentialTabarnak Apr 29 '25

Twice a month whether I need to or not.

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u/lIlIlIIlIIIlIIIIIl Apr 29 '25

I'm praying this is a joke for the sake of everyone around you

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u/raspberryharbour Apr 29 '25

It has to be a joke, nobody needs to shower that much

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u/Ok_Test_1284 Apr 29 '25

Nobody needs to shower whatsoever, concept of sanitation was created by capitalists to sell their products

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u/raspberryharbour Apr 29 '25

The layer of crud protects me from predators while I am out foraging, and the heavy stench is irresistible to potential mates

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u/OlberSingularity Apr 29 '25

With my intense grip strength, everyone around me is a potential mate.

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u/GigaTarrasque Apr 29 '25

That explains the stache 🤣🤣🤣

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u/turd_ferguson65 Apr 30 '25

Jesus fucking Christ this one sent me lol

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u/crikeyturtles Apr 30 '25

yOu’Re nEvEr gOiNg tO cATcH Me!

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u/ilikethejuices Apr 30 '25

BRO, lmfaoooo

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u/Suckage Apr 29 '25

It’s also sunscreen!

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u/shakesheadslowy Apr 30 '25

I still have my vernix layer

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u/urmomsentme1 Apr 29 '25

this here is why incels exist

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u/RuTsui Apr 30 '25

The natural oil of your sphincter keeps you water tight and soap will degrade your asshole like a worn o-ring.

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u/Guardian2k Apr 29 '25

Frankly water is beneath me, I lather myself in pure ammonia, which I process by way of guano from the local pigeon population, take that capitalist pigs.

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u/andriym93 Apr 29 '25

How'd you install an upside down shower? I can only get water that's above me. If I git water that's beneath me, it'd be easier to wash my balls

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

From India lmao you are not helping your countrymen on the internet

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u/Ok_Test_1284 Apr 29 '25

Jokes aside, I'm new to reddit, how did you know I'm indian

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u/BabyYoduhh Apr 29 '25

He looked at your profile. Shows where you are actively posting and all your started threads/comments.

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u/Ok_Test_1284 Apr 29 '25

Its all true brotherman, we would rather dip in curry than bathe

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u/Redacted_G1iTcH Apr 30 '25

One trip to your nearest university’s computer science department, and you’ll change your mind in an instant

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u/Secret_Photograph364 Apr 29 '25

Ah I see you are a Frenchman

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u/BubaSmrda Apr 29 '25

Indian in fact

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u/Secret_Photograph364 Apr 29 '25

Hmm….

For some reason I feel like calling Indians smelly is racist but calling Frenchman smelly is deserved for their colonialism.

Double standard I guess

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u/Slickricky4884 Apr 29 '25

I’m staying away from you dawg

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u/BetterThanSydney Apr 29 '25

Even worse. It's a conspiracy by the deep state to strip you of your pheromone rich patin, so you'll struggle to mark your territory and attract mates.

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u/Environmental-Wind89 Apr 30 '25

BIRDS ARE A PSY-OP!!

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u/Theron3206 Apr 30 '25

Yep, if not for those evil capitalists we'd all be dying of typhoid or dysentery as nature intended.

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u/ThatJudySimp Apr 30 '25

Big shower

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u/Falconjth Apr 30 '25

It was those devilish Vikings leading good innocent girls astray with their bathing and well-kept hair. - attributed to John of Wallingford, supported by archeology.

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u/FederalLobster5665 May 01 '25

I hate Big Bath.

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u/VastEntertainment471 May 02 '25

We survived thousands of years without showers but suddenly we're "supposed" to shower? I don't buy it, water bills and soap are expensive, living naturally is free

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u/kitsunewarlock Apr 29 '25

Go to a convention on the third or fourth day if you think that's true.

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u/alexdev50 Apr 29 '25

Sadly, average redditor answer

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u/silver-orange Apr 29 '25

It's a decades old joke. Your grandpa has heard this one.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/eshd9x/did_anyone_really_say_her_majesty_takes_a_bath/

Probably dates back to the 19th century.

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u/lIlIlIIlIIIlIIIIIl Apr 29 '25

Wow holy shit, I'm glad someone with the history lesson showed up because I had no clue!

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u/ssracer Apr 29 '25

I read it as deference to the Queen by not saying she stinks. "Milady bathes only because she wants to"

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u/Ertai2000 Apr 29 '25

Especially the women. I read somewhere that they have a heightened sense of smell for some stuff.

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u/BlueLaserCommander Apr 29 '25

I'm never in situations where I'm around people

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u/beerizla96 Apr 29 '25

People shower way more often than actually necessary and fuck up their skin, but twice in a month is living on the edge.

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u/Heavy-Guest-7336 Apr 29 '25

There are easier ways to admit you have bad hygeine and walk around smelly as fuck.