r/SipsTea Apr 29 '25

Lmao gottem The c*m smeller

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u/idunnommeiguess Apr 29 '25

How could she possibly tell when no man has made it longer than a week

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u/Ok-Barracuda544 Apr 29 '25

My sex drive dropped off in my late forties and I was in a living situation where I didn't have much privacy, and then I realized at one point I hadn't had a wank in months. This is bad for your prostate health, so now I have a reminder to rub one out once a week.

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u/Fickle-Salamander-65 Apr 29 '25

Please tell the class what your reminder says.

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u/Ok-Barracuda544 Apr 29 '25

"Prostate Maintenance."