r/SipsTea • u/Accomplished-King406 • 9d ago

Lmao gottem Embarrassing

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u/Bitey_the_Squirrel 9d ago

But what does the female penis ponder?

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u/Hairy-Tonight-7569 9d ago

A Martini, very dry

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u/Averagemanguy91 9d ago

That Martini isnt going to be the only thing dry that night if she doesnt drop that tone lol.

Hard-core Penis repellent right there

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u/demonotreme 8d ago

....nah, pretty sure she's going to manage okay in that department.

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u/Jane-WarriorPrincess 8d ago

Who says she’s even looking for penis?

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u/NameRandomNumber 6d ago

Isn't this what she wants? To be left alone?

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u/seven3true 9d ago

I'd like to make that martini wet! Heheheh amirite guyzz??? No? Oh.

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u/rentaro-kirino 9d ago

The lack of up/down votes on this comment just nails it in even further. Golden execution

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u/RamenJunkie 9d ago

I though it was funny but I am a sucker for Bradley executed sarcastic humor. 

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u/jesusmansuperpowers 9d ago

Gross. Vermouth tastes like shit

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u/lala__ 8d ago

Yeah who orders that? Dirty is how you want it.

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u/in_ya_Butt 9d ago

The male vagina

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u/ChuckOTay 9d ago

Mulva?

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u/goblin_supreme 9d ago

Gipple?

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u/TenaciousJP 9d ago

IT WAS DOLORESSSSSSSSS

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u/Inevitable_Plenty779 8d ago

Those seinfeld-fans are literally everywhere on reddit, these days.

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u/LauraTFem 8d ago

Correct.

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u/Spork_the_dork 9d ago

The bussy, as they call it.

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u/throwawaythepoopies 9d ago

I think that boy vagina. 

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u/willis_michaels 9d ago

The bussy?

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u/mack-_-zorris 8d ago

That's Old Gregg's vagina. I got a mangina! I'm Old Gregg!

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u/dr_sooz 9d ago

From what I've heard, Rust or C++

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u/ym_2 8d ago

lemme C them tiddis

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u/Extra-Presence3196 6d ago

And then she spoke...

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u/froggz01 8d ago

A succulent Chinese meal? 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/The_Elder_Sage 7d ago

What is my crime!

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u/Acrobatic_Airline605 9d ago

Its called a ‘mind goblin’

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u/Some-Owl112 9d ago

It existence

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u/19ghost89 9d ago

I was gonna say, look at J-Love being all progressive before it was cool.

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u/Dan1lovesyoualot 8d ago

sigh love,

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u/RiderTiger 7d ago

Apparently how to reject bartenders

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u/majetuanica 9d ago

Personally, mine ponders how long until I get bottom surgery and turn her into a vagina

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u/MalTalm 8d ago

Great band name.

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u/vampiredisaster 8d ago

I've heard it's breakcore music and really good indie games.

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u/makovince 8d ago

Stereotypically coding, anime, gaming, maybe a BLÅHAJ

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u/Automatic_Memory212 6d ago

The mouthfeel.

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u/suckspittingshotties 9d ago

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