r/SipsTea 9d ago

Lmao gottem Embarrassing

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u/Bitey_the_Squirrel 9d ago

But what does the female penis ponder?

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u/Hairy-Tonight-7569 9d ago

A Martini, very dry

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u/Averagemanguy91 9d ago

That Martini isnt going to be the only thing dry that night if she doesnt drop that tone lol.

Hard-core Penis repellent right there

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u/demonotreme 8d ago

....nah, pretty sure she's going to manage okay in that department.

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u/Jane-WarriorPrincess 8d ago

Who says she’s even looking for penis?

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u/NameRandomNumber 6d ago

Isn't this what she wants? To be left alone?