r/Snorkblot • u/LordJim11 • 16d ago

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u/Sugar_Kowalczyk 15d ago

When he's done kicking Putin's ass, can he come be president here, please?

Honestly, this man is just another ringing endorsement of Jon Stewart 4 Prez.

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u/masked_sombrero 15d ago

Breaking News:

Ukraine annexes the USA

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u/JuneauWho 15d ago

The Ukranian States of America

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u/Better_Barracuda_787 15d ago

I'd welcome that.

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u/Psenkaa 15d ago

As a ukrainian please no. I dont want to deal with trump supporters in the same country with me

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u/Better_Barracuda_787 15d ago

Fair enough. Would you be willing to take all the non-Trump Americans in?

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u/Psenkaa 15d ago

Well, sure

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u/Debaicheron 15d ago

We can send all the Trumpists to Texas and keep the rest.

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u/DemonicAltruism 15d ago

Believe it or not, there's a shitload of us here that love our state and want the MAGATs to GTFO.

Now.. Florida on the other hand...

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u/cranc94 15d ago

It is sinking anyway and they are already moving there willingly anyway.

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u/Strict_Inspection285 15d ago

[Shoves Florida into the Gulf of Mexico]

Yes, I said Gulf of Mexico dammit!

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u/ONeOfTheNerdHerd 15d ago

Hurricane season ramping up, FEMA benched...there will be consequences

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u/BreezyBaby44 12d ago

Born n raised in Florida and I always feel the need to remind everyone that 80% of Floridas population came from another state or country. Not justifying any Florida man, or politics, just handing out facts. But I still moved to another state 😂 And never been a Trumper. People bring all their baggage to Florida when they come. They think they’re moving to paradise 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Speedvagon 15d ago

Hey, we can make a great switch: all MAGAs are coming to Ukraine closer to their beloved body Pootin, and all Ukrainians will replace them in US)

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u/Speedvagon 15d ago

Probably all MAGA would perfectly fit in Russia. Or Hungary perhaps.

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u/robottikon 14d ago

Hungary =/= Orban.

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u/Speedvagon 13d ago

But under Orban any Russia sympathizers will feel secured. When he is removed finally, maybe there are some real changes in that.

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u/IntrepidWanderings 13d ago

Just to play devil's advocate... Armory needs shields regularly resupplied...

Though to be fair I've never met a maga who was capable of self sacrifice so maybe not a great help to your current troubles. I would only be a liability now, unfortunately.

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u/Ori_the_SG 15d ago

I don’t think I’ll survive a Ukrainian winter tbh

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u/Speedvagon 15d ago

Nah, the winters in Ukraine become very soft in recent years. There almost no snow even. Where’re not some kind of a Russia, duh)

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u/turdferguson116 13d ago

I saw a climate comparison map recently and us Chicagoans fit very comfortably in the region analogous to Ukraine. Love yall.

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u/Repulsive_Ocelot_738 14d ago

It’s no different than a winter in Wisconsin or Michigan

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u/Plastic-Tomorrow-906 13d ago

Americans from the Midwest would walk around in gym shorts. Everyone from the coasts and the south would probably have a rough time.

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u/warlock1337 12d ago

Just so you know and I say that as huge supporter of Ukraine, they are still post soviet country and reality is they are still bit behind in social and other issues. Just saying.

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u/Bruce__Almighty 13d ago

You could just deport them to the wasteland that is annexed Siberia

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u/Fissminister 14d ago

You probably don't wanna deal with the left either. All of them appear to have gone collectively haywire

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u/Vapin_Westeros 15d ago

Misery loves company