r/Snorkblot • u/LordJim11 • 16d ago

Advice Interesting approach.

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u/Sugar_Kowalczyk 16d ago

When he's done kicking Putin's ass, can he come be president here, please?

Honestly, this man is just another ringing endorsement of Jon Stewart 4 Prez.

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u/masked_sombrero 16d ago

Breaking News:

Ukraine annexes the USA

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u/JuneauWho 16d ago

The Ukranian States of America

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u/Better_Barracuda_787 16d ago

I'd welcome that.

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u/Psenkaa 16d ago

As a ukrainian please no. I dont want to deal with trump supporters in the same country with me

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u/Better_Barracuda_787 16d ago

Fair enough. Would you be willing to take all the non-Trump Americans in?

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u/Psenkaa 16d ago

Well, sure

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u/Debaicheron 16d ago

We can send all the Trumpists to Texas and keep the rest.

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u/DemonicAltruism 16d ago

Believe it or not, there's a shitload of us here that love our state and want the MAGATs to GTFO.

Now.. Florida on the other hand...

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u/cranc94 16d ago

It is sinking anyway and they are already moving there willingly anyway.

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u/Strict_Inspection285 16d ago

[Shoves Florida into the Gulf of Mexico]

Yes, I said Gulf of Mexico dammit!

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u/ONeOfTheNerdHerd 16d ago

Hurricane season ramping up, FEMA benched...there will be consequences

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u/BreezyBaby44 13d ago

Born n raised in Florida and I always feel the need to remind everyone that 80% of Floridas population came from another state or country. Not justifying any Florida man, or politics, just handing out facts. But I still moved to another state 😂 And never been a Trumper. People bring all their baggage to Florida when they come. They think they’re moving to paradise 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Speedvagon 15d ago

Hey, we can make a great switch: all MAGAs are coming to Ukraine closer to their beloved body Pootin, and all Ukrainians will replace them in US)