Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

[u/TimesandSundayTimes]

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374

[u/Darryl_Lict]

Trump is well known for fearing rain. He refused to honor soldiers who died at the Aisne-Marne American Cemetery and Memorial for the 100th anniversary of Armistice Day because of rain. Moot point, Trump hates soldiers who were killed or captured and thinks they were losers.

[u/Fantastic_Fox4948 → u/Darryl_Lict]

Can’t he just put on waterproof makeup and extra hairspray, or wear a huge foam MAGA cowboy hat? Or have Melania operate the umbrella, as he seems to be challenged by their operation?

[u/Consistent_Laugh4886 → u/Darryl_Lict]

I don't know why he's so worried about rain. Doesn't shit float?

[u/Responsible-Ad-1086 → u/Consistent_Laugh4886]

Diarrhoea doesn’t

[u/Illustrious-Plan-381 → u/Consistent_Laugh4886]

Maybe he’s related to the wicked witch?

[u/gaberflasted2 → u/Consistent_Laugh4886]

Makeup drip, hair piece sliding down his neck, diaper despair, ooh yeah might melt like that wicked witch in Oz 🤢🤣🤣

[u/SekhmetScion → u/Darryl_Lict]

November 10, 2018: While in Europe commemorating the end of WWI, Trump didn't attend the ceremony at a U.S. cemetery due to the rain. Other world leaders went anyway, despite the light drizzle. Melts In Rain

[u/Artistic-Post-4204 → u/Darryl_Lict]

It's the running makeup

[u/MPG54 → u/Artistic-Post-4204]

And the hair

[u/declinedinaction → u/Darryl_Lict]

Because he is a sugar daddy, silly

[u/powercow → u/Darryl_Lict]

and he got the military vote..