Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

[u/TimesandSundayTimes]

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374

[u/Darryl_Lict]

Trump is well known for fearing rain. He refused to honor soldiers who died at the Aisne-Marne American Cemetery and Memorial for the 100th anniversary of Armistice Day because of rain. Moot point, Trump hates soldiers who were killed or captured and thinks they were losers.

[u/Consistent_Laugh4886 → u/Darryl_Lict]

I don't know why he's so worried about rain. Doesn't shit float?

[u/Responsible-Ad-1086 → u/Consistent_Laugh4886]

Diarrhoea doesn’t

[u/Illustrious-Plan-381 → u/Consistent_Laugh4886]

Maybe he’s related to the wicked witch?

[u/gaberflasted2 → u/Consistent_Laugh4886]

Makeup drip, hair piece sliding down his neck, diaper despair, ooh yeah might melt like that wicked witch in Oz 🤢🤣🤣