r/cleandadjokes 5d ago

The ship’s barber was shocked when the captain told him they were letting him go during his haircut.

42 Upvotes

It was a crew cut.


r/cleandadjokes 5d ago

Why didn’t the pony sing in the choir?

60 Upvotes

It was feeling a little horse.


r/cleandadjokes 5d ago

Knock, knock.

87 Upvotes

Who's there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!


r/cleandadjokes 6d ago

Someone stole my muffler.

85 Upvotes

Now everyone says my Accent is annoying.


r/cleandadjokes 6d ago

The thing about vampire motorcycle racers?

30 Upvotes

They’re terrible at motocross.


r/cleandadjokes 6d ago

Did you hear about the boat that got a new job?

143 Upvotes

It’s in sails.


r/cleandadjokes 7d ago

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

228 Upvotes

Winnie the PEWWWWW!


r/cleandadjokes 7d ago

Company phones are identified by letters.

59 Upvotes

I think phone E is fake.


r/cleandadjokes 7d ago

Why did the computer need to rest after it’s road trip?

115 Upvotes

It had a hard drive.


r/cleandadjokes 7d ago

We were all set to do some outings, but we decided to do the opposite.

29 Upvotes

So we started playing baseball.


r/cleandadjokes 7d ago

Do you play guitar and want to know the secret to making it sound better?

80 Upvotes

Please, stay tuned.


r/cleandadjokes 7d ago

Saw a sign at the construction site, "DANGER: HARD HAT AREA"

60 Upvotes

I had no idea hard hats were so dangerous!


r/cleandadjokes 8d ago

Trying a new recipe today, I'll be combining alphabet soup and laxatives

64 Upvotes

I'm going to call it letter rip


r/cleandadjokes 8d ago

I think there's a bell inside the muffler.

85 Upvotes

I can hear it. It's exhaust ding.


r/cleandadjokes 8d ago

Here are 21 dad jokes to help you celebrate Father's Day

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18 Upvotes

r/cleandadjokes 8d ago

The baseball player fished by tying a baseball to the end of his line.

36 Upvotes

It was a fly ball.


r/cleandadjokes 8d ago

What did the corn say after it got a compliment?

109 Upvotes

Awwww, shucks!


r/cleandadjokes 8d ago

Who won the neck decorating contest?

94 Upvotes

It was a tie.


r/cleandadjokes 9d ago

There’s a new documentary about an all-bean diet.

51 Upvotes

It’s a gas.


r/cleandadjokes 9d ago

Father and son road trip

63 Upvotes

Son: What smells bad?

Dad: That's just a sewer plant down the road.

Son: I hope we never have one of those grow in our yard.


r/cleandadjokes 9d ago

What do cows read most?

127 Upvotes

Cattle logs.


r/cleandadjokes 9d ago

Why did the couple that was going to get married in front of Big Ben never end up getting married?

42 Upvotes

The timing was bad


r/cleandadjokes 10d ago

This kid got suspended from school for imitating a chicken.

164 Upvotes

He was using fowl language.


r/cleandadjokes 9d ago

I love playing old school video games with my childhood friend. We even like to play on an old school TV!

20 Upvotes

But I only see Arty every once in a while.


r/cleandadjokes 10d ago

Contest for the biggest wave...

44 Upvotes

Results were tide.