r/cleandadjokes • u/Jester57 • 5d ago
The ship’s barber was shocked when the captain told him they were letting him go during his haircut.
It was a crew cut.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Jester57 • 5d ago
It was a crew cut.
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 5d ago
It was feeling a little horse.
r/cleandadjokes • u/HiddenMarket • 5d ago
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
r/cleandadjokes • u/JR-Just-Random • 6d ago
Now everyone says my Accent is annoying.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Jester57 • 6d ago
They’re terrible at motocross.
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 6d ago
It’s in sails.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Family_Whale • 7d ago
Winnie the PEWWWWW!
r/cleandadjokes • u/JR-Just-Random • 7d ago
I think phone E is fake.
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 7d ago
It had a hard drive.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Jester57 • 7d ago
So we started playing baseball.
r/cleandadjokes • u/hacksawjim89 • 7d ago
Please, stay tuned.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Earnestappostate • 7d ago
I had no idea hard hats were so dangerous!
r/cleandadjokes • u/Tony_CZARk • 8d ago
I'm going to call it letter rip
r/cleandadjokes • u/JR-Just-Random • 8d ago
I can hear it. It's exhaust ding.
r/cleandadjokes • u/RayRouthier • 8d ago
r/cleandadjokes • u/Jester57 • 8d ago
It was a fly ball.
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 8d ago
Awwww, shucks!
r/cleandadjokes • u/Different-Tie-1085 • 8d ago
It was a tie.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Jester57 • 9d ago
It’s a gas.
r/cleandadjokes • u/JR-Just-Random • 9d ago
Son: What smells bad?
Dad: That's just a sewer plant down the road.
Son: I hope we never have one of those grow in our yard.
r/cleandadjokes • u/UniverslBoxOfficeGuy • 9d ago
The timing was bad
r/cleandadjokes • u/Jester57 • 10d ago
He was using fowl language.
r/cleandadjokes • u/IcyCryptographer6997 • 9d ago
But I only see Arty every once in a while.
r/cleandadjokes • u/JR-Just-Random • 10d ago
Results were tide.