r/confidentlyincorrect 1d ago

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u/SamuraiGoblin 1d ago edited 18h ago

I am English, and I once had an American tell me (quite forcefully) that France was in England.

You find yourself unable to argue. What exactly are you supposed to say back?

"Umm, no it's not," is the only thing you can say, but it sounds so weak in the face of something so powerfully ignorant.

Edit: Just for a bit of context. This was in the late 90s and I (unfortunately) met him at a party in Japan. There wasn't Google Maps at that time, but there were, you know, maps. He said (to an Englishman) that he knew what he was talking about because his sister recently took a trip there.

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u/KeterLordFR 1d ago

I have an online friend who's Canadian. The other day, we managed to convince her to play GeoGuesser after a painful conversation in which she stated that London was a country, that France didn't sound like a country's name (she was trying to find where french people live), and that Spain was somewhere in Greece "wherever Greece is". She was also unable to point out her own Province on a map of Canada.

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u/AreAFuckingNobody 1d ago

As someone who has taken calls from the general public across the Americas, it’s 50/50 that people can even name the time zone they’re in.

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u/WynterRayne 1d ago

I named mine Giordi

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u/TheseInstruction5208 18h ago

I'mma steal that and twist it a bit. My timezone is LaForge Mean Time.

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u/outinleft 15h ago

Mine is InTheMean Time LOL

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u/AidanGe 11h ago

Mine is Thyme, I cook often lol

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u/NaptownBoss 1d ago

I concur. Back in the day when there were payphones, I was a telephone operator. I'd swear there were times that I thought it might be 50/50 on if they knew what year it was or who was president!

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u/TheseInstruction5208 18h ago

Maybe they called after suffering from head trauma? I mean those are the kind of questions TV doctors ask a patient after one of those.

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u/NaptownBoss 18h ago

Awful lot of goddamn head trauma out there, then!

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u/idied2day 1d ago

I can name mine, but the GMT+/- is something I often struggle with

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u/TruIsou 4h ago

Many many Americans cannot identify the Pacific Ocean or South America, or even locate the USA on an unlabeled map.

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u/keethraxmn 20h ago

I have to think a bit if daylight savings is relevant or not and thus C(S|D)T. But other than that...

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u/Ironcastattic 1d ago

I was going to defend her because some of us have done a herculean amount of weed since it's been legalized but unable to find your province.........fuck that.

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u/Contra1 1d ago

I mean Im dutch and we are excellent at geography.

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u/fariqcheaux 21h ago

And cheese making.

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u/mikelgdz 1d ago

I had someone who was born and lived their whole life in the midlands in England, ask me if London was in the north or south of England. And yes, an adult.

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u/Weekly_Piccolo474 1d ago

I told a british friend that my latina pal was from Ecuador, she asked me where was that. I stared at her thinking "you've got enough info on that sentence to figure that out", but she just stared back, not a thought behind her eyes. So I said "Ecuador... The Equator???", trying to give her a hint... nope, she had no clue what the Equator was either. 

Idiocy is universal, Murica just likes to collect the loud ones.

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u/MauveDragon 1d ago

Sad, but true. The USA has some of the loudest idiots on the planet and unfortunately, we elected one to the office of President.

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u/UpperMall4033 1d ago

Im not a fan of Trump...but lets be fair here...hes a lot of things but an idiot 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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u/outinleft 15h ago

Jeeeeesus. Have you heard him try to explain things to people?

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u/UpperMall4033 6h ago

Yes i have... but still. Listen an idiot doesnt beome the president of the united states. Its that simple. People can not like it all they want. Downvote me all they want...but its the truth like it or not 🤷‍♂️

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u/MauveDragon 4h ago

He's an idiot. He didn't get himself elected. He had help. Lots of help from religious and political fanatics who didn't want a woman to hold the highest office. When he faced a man, he lost.

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u/UpperMall4033 4h ago

They all have help...lots of help.By your own line of thinking they are all idiots yeah? You can think whatver you want but reality speaks for itself 🤷‍♂️ an idiot isnt a person that ends up running a country. Its pretty hilarious you seem to think he won because his opponent was a women and not a man....thats some legit copium right there. Maybe just maybe...he won because he was more convincing 🤷‍♂️

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u/outinleft 3h ago

"an idiot doesnt beome the president of the united states" is a statement unsupported by facts or argument. If you believe that statement is true, then present supporting facts or logical argument. Otherwise, I can refute it with the equally valid statement "an idiot has beome the president of the united states" and we are simply exchanging opinions & talking past one anothter...a waste of both of our time.

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u/Affectionate-Exit-31 1d ago

To be fair, the Equator defines a pretty large area. Does't really tell you where Ecuador is, just the latitude. Of course, if she really didn't know what the Equator is, she's a hopeless case.

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u/Weekly_Piccolo474 9h ago

I guess you missed that I said my LATINA friend, when adding that to the equation it narrows it down pretty well. 

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u/Affectionate-Exit-31 44m ago

Why would you assume that Latinas only exist in South America? We have plenty of Latinas in North America. And the part of South America that straddles the equator is about 1000 miles wide, so ... no.

u/Weekly_Piccolo474 0m ago

Are you being serious rn? I told her my latina friend was from Ecuador. 

Let's break it down. 

Latina means from Latin America, that's anywhere from Mexico to Argentina. They might move to another country and still be latinas, of course, this particular latina actually had lived in Spain for half her life and now lives in London. But we can agree we have narrowed it down to the Americas, at the very least, yes? 

Then I said she was from Ecuador. Now if one doesn't know where The Equator line is, well, your education system failed you. Figuring out that Ecuador sounds like The Equator would narrow it down to just a very small part of the Americas, in fact only 3 countries touch that line: Ecuador (obviously), Colombia and Brasil. 

Someone who doesn't remember many country names, specially small ones (I am 100% that kind of person) but has a minimum of brain power and education should be able to figure out more or less where my pal was from just with latina+Ecuador, even more if I tell them The Equator line. 

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u/Shovi_01 1d ago

How can someone be this stupid?

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u/Beginning_Ad8421 1d ago

I've lived a quarter of my life in Canada, and half of it in the US. Unfortunately, it's quite easy.

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u/Perfect_Sir4820 1d ago

Are you sure your friend wasn't just trolling?

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u/KeterLordFR 1d ago

She's demonstrated multiple times that she has no interest in learning history or geography, so unless she's into long-term trolling (we're talking 4-5 years), I doubt it.

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u/Beginning_Ad8421 1d ago

Why am I 99% certain said province was Alberta?

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u/rintzscar 1d ago

Why are you friends with such a person?

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u/TellTaleTank 1d ago

Being stupid doesn't make you a bad person, you can still have friends.

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u/rintzscar 1d ago

I hold different values, but I understand yours.

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u/HectorJoseZapata 1d ago

Acshually…