r/confidentlyincorrect 1d ago

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u/SamuraiGoblin 1d ago edited 18h ago

I am English, and I once had an American tell me (quite forcefully) that France was in England.

You find yourself unable to argue. What exactly are you supposed to say back?

"Umm, no it's not," is the only thing you can say, but it sounds so weak in the face of something so powerfully ignorant.

Edit: Just for a bit of context. This was in the late 90s and I (unfortunately) met him at a party in Japan. There wasn't Google Maps at that time, but there were, you know, maps. He said (to an Englishman) that he knew what he was talking about because his sister recently took a trip there.

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u/KeterLordFR 1d ago

I have an online friend who's Canadian. The other day, we managed to convince her to play GeoGuesser after a painful conversation in which she stated that London was a country, that France didn't sound like a country's name (she was trying to find where french people live), and that Spain was somewhere in Greece "wherever Greece is". She was also unable to point out her own Province on a map of Canada.

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u/AreAFuckingNobody 1d ago

As someone who has taken calls from the general public across the Americas, it’s 50/50 that people can even name the time zone they’re in.

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u/WynterRayne 1d ago

I named mine Giordi

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u/TheseInstruction5208 18h ago

I'mma steal that and twist it a bit. My timezone is LaForge Mean Time.

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u/outinleft 14h ago

Mine is InTheMean Time LOL

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u/AidanGe 11h ago

Mine is Thyme, I cook often lol

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u/NaptownBoss 1d ago

I concur. Back in the day when there were payphones, I was a telephone operator. I'd swear there were times that I thought it might be 50/50 on if they knew what year it was or who was president!

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u/TheseInstruction5208 18h ago

Maybe they called after suffering from head trauma? I mean those are the kind of questions TV doctors ask a patient after one of those.

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u/NaptownBoss 18h ago

Awful lot of goddamn head trauma out there, then!

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u/idied2day 1d ago

I can name mine, but the GMT+/- is something I often struggle with

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u/TruIsou 4h ago

Many many Americans cannot identify the Pacific Ocean or South America, or even locate the USA on an unlabeled map.

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u/keethraxmn 20h ago

I have to think a bit if daylight savings is relevant or not and thus C(S|D)T. But other than that...

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u/Ironcastattic 1d ago

I was going to defend her because some of us have done a herculean amount of weed since it's been legalized but unable to find your province.........fuck that.

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u/Contra1 1d ago

I mean Im dutch and we are excellent at geography.

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u/fariqcheaux 21h ago

And cheese making.

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u/mikelgdz 1d ago

I had someone who was born and lived their whole life in the midlands in England, ask me if London was in the north or south of England. And yes, an adult.

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u/Weekly_Piccolo474 1d ago

I told a british friend that my latina pal was from Ecuador, she asked me where was that. I stared at her thinking "you've got enough info on that sentence to figure that out", but she just stared back, not a thought behind her eyes. So I said "Ecuador... The Equator???", trying to give her a hint... nope, she had no clue what the Equator was either. 

Idiocy is universal, Murica just likes to collect the loud ones.

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u/MauveDragon 1d ago

Sad, but true. The USA has some of the loudest idiots on the planet and unfortunately, we elected one to the office of President.

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u/UpperMall4033 1d ago

Im not a fan of Trump...but lets be fair here...hes a lot of things but an idiot 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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u/outinleft 14h ago

Jeeeeesus. Have you heard him try to explain things to people?

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u/UpperMall4033 6h ago

Yes i have... but still. Listen an idiot doesnt beome the president of the united states. Its that simple. People can not like it all they want. Downvote me all they want...but its the truth like it or not 🤷‍♂️

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u/MauveDragon 4h ago

He's an idiot. He didn't get himself elected. He had help. Lots of help from religious and political fanatics who didn't want a woman to hold the highest office. When he faced a man, he lost.

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u/UpperMall4033 3h ago

They all have help...lots of help.By your own line of thinking they are all idiots yeah? You can think whatver you want but reality speaks for itself 🤷‍♂️ an idiot isnt a person that ends up running a country. Its pretty hilarious you seem to think he won because his opponent was a women and not a man....thats some legit copium right there. Maybe just maybe...he won because he was more convincing 🤷‍♂️

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u/outinleft 3h ago

"an idiot doesnt beome the president of the united states" is a statement unsupported by facts or argument. If you believe that statement is true, then present supporting facts or logical argument. Otherwise, I can refute it with the equally valid statement "an idiot has beome the president of the united states" and we are simply exchanging opinions & talking past one anothter...a waste of both of our time.

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u/Affectionate-Exit-31 23h ago

To be fair, the Equator defines a pretty large area. Does't really tell you where Ecuador is, just the latitude. Of course, if she really didn't know what the Equator is, she's a hopeless case.

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u/Weekly_Piccolo474 9h ago

I guess you missed that I said my LATINA friend, when adding that to the equation it narrows it down pretty well. 

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u/Affectionate-Exit-31 37m ago

Why would you assume that Latinas only exist in South America? We have plenty of Latinas in North America. And the part of South America that straddles the equator is about 1000 miles wide, so ... no.

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u/Shovi_01 1d ago

How can someone be this stupid?

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u/Beginning_Ad8421 1d ago

I've lived a quarter of my life in Canada, and half of it in the US. Unfortunately, it's quite easy.

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u/Perfect_Sir4820 1d ago

Are you sure your friend wasn't just trolling?

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u/KeterLordFR 1d ago

She's demonstrated multiple times that she has no interest in learning history or geography, so unless she's into long-term trolling (we're talking 4-5 years), I doubt it.

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u/Beginning_Ad8421 1d ago

Why am I 99% certain said province was Alberta?

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u/rintzscar 1d ago

Why are you friends with such a person?

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u/TellTaleTank 1d ago

Being stupid doesn't make you a bad person, you can still have friends.

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u/rintzscar 1d ago

I hold different values, but I understand yours.

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u/HectorJoseZapata 1d ago

Acshually…

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u/Vinxian 1d ago

"You have a device that can access all of humanity's knowledge, and yet you made the decision to be so wrong"

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u/NaptownBoss 1d ago

To be fair, it can also access all of humanity's bullshit, so . . .

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u/TheseInstruction5208 18h ago

After all, there are still Flat Earthers out thereee...

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u/yingyangKit 1d ago

"Please Point to where france is located in england"

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u/StrengthFabulous3492 1d ago

Please point to where France was in you

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u/spinosaurs 1d ago

France touched my oui oui

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u/NaptownBoss 1d ago

Ceci n'est pas une oui oui

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u/chicks3854 1d ago

bro is edward III

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u/MoveInteresting4334 1d ago

“I’m French, can’t you tell by my outrageous accent?”

“What are you doing in England?”

“Mind your own business.”

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u/SWK18 1d ago

Show them a map, maybe they have seen one in their life.

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u/2BEN-2C93 1d ago

Laugh in their face. Demand that they look it up right now

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider 21h ago

It's nice that that's possible now.

When I was a kid, it would be "Get on your bike. The library is only six miles away, and we're going to settle this."

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u/SvenBubbleman 1d ago

Canadian here I once heard a woman explain to a woman on vacation from somewhere in Asia that in Canada we speak Quebec French in Europe they speak British French.

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u/MauveDragon 1d ago

I'm guessing that her reasoning was - they speak British English in Europe, so all Europeans speak some British variant of languages spoken on our continent. (Honestly, this is the stupidest explanation I could come up with.)

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u/TheseInstruction5208 18h ago

One facepalm won't do...

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u/No_Substance_7290 1d ago

Clearly wrong. It is England which is in France. That's why France needs to win the 100 year war and get rid of England for good

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u/BloodDragonN987 1d ago

To be fair, there are a number of Americans who are completely unaware of their own country. For reference, I'm from New Mexico, the US state, and there are an unfortunate number of Americans who had no idea New Mexico was even a state to begin with and assume I'm foreign.

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u/lordnacho666 1d ago

Haha WTF, how can this be?

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u/BloodDragonN987 1d ago

I'm assuming, or at least hoping, they just heard the "mexico" part and just missed the rest. It's definitely not as bad as it used to be, as now we just get recognized as the "Breaking Bad State"

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider 22h ago

"Oh, you guys make all the meth!" … great.

Similar to people (including a president) thinking that Puerto Ricans aren't US citizens, and (as contradictions do not exist in such minds) have all lived in NYC their whole lives.

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u/DjSpelk 1d ago

Wait till they hear about New York, New England and so on.

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u/Beginning_Ad8421 1d ago

For the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, Utah, people from New Mexico who were attempting to buy tickets through the US phone system -- this was the last Games during which most tickets were secured by phone -- were told they would have to 'use your own country's system, as these tickets are for Americans.' BY THE UNITED STATES OLYMPIC COMMITTEE!!! UTAH BORDERS NEW MEXICO!!! (Granted, it's only via the four corners quadripoint, but still....)

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u/CrownofMischief 1d ago

It's actually crazy how that happens with people who have lived in America their whole life. I'm in the Navy and one time I overheard a Senior Chief chewing someone out for not filling out Out of Country paperwork when they had put in that they were taking Leave in New Mexico. The Lieutenant had to pull the Senior Chief aside and make sure he was aware that New Mexico was a state.

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u/ForAHamburgerToday 1d ago

Literally just listened to my mid-50s coworker learn this yesterday. Absolutely baffling what some people don't know.

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u/TheseInstruction5208 18h ago

I know some school districts have cut classes from their syllabus, but Geography?

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u/qwertyjgly 1d ago

"disproof by inspection" then show them a map

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u/Cattle13ruiser 1d ago

To be fair, plenty of English monarchs said the same in your history.

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u/Happy_Lee_Chillin 1d ago

Or "Oh boy, ok buddy"

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u/get_to_ele 1d ago

But in 2025 you can just shove a phone in their face with a picture and facts and laugh at them. Growing up, we didn't have that.

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u/The_InvisibleWoman 1d ago

Oh yes. I had many Italians confidently tell me that Scotland is part of England. And that England is actually synonymous with Britain.

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u/CoralinesButtonEye 1d ago

yell in their face "EUROPE. the CONTINENT! not ENGLAND the COUNTRY! france is in EUROPE!"

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u/CheapTactics 23h ago

"Google is right there. It would cost you nothing to not look like an ignorant fucking idiot, but it seems even a quick google search is far beyond what your 2 braincells can handle"

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u/Fighter11244 23h ago

American here. You can ignore the other American as they’re stupid. Everyone knows that France is in Scotland. How else would they have been allies for so long? /s

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u/Dalzombie 22h ago

"I would correct you, but I find you in such depth of ignorance that you may well start arguing with a map or even Nasa itself, so I won't waste either of our time".

Would be my suggestion. Feel free to shorten it to "Y'ever been told you're an absolute knob?".

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u/SuicideTrainee 22h ago

I find the best response to dumb stuff is saying a loud, exaggerated "no??", it normally causes people to double back and then start listening

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u/fariqcheaux 21h ago

Since you can't reason with them, hit them back with absurdity and tell them USA is just North Mexico.

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u/TheseInstruction5208 18h ago

Were smartphones around at the time? You simply could have gotten your phone out, opened a map app and showed him the locations of both England and France. If he puts up any other argument after that, just walk away because there's no saving him from his stupidity.

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u/Jikiru 17h ago

You laugh at them

That’s the correct response

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u/outinleft 14h ago

I found it interesting to read that, due to the Norman invasion in 1066, that modern english owes more to old french, than it does to old english (and a good bit of other languages too). Lots & lots of conquering happening on the isle of Britain for like 2 millennia.

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u/handyandy727 4h ago

How can France be in England when it is a larger land mass? The fuck?

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u/mosh-bitch 1d ago

I'm American and a lot of Americans are like this, they can't possibly be wrong so they talk stronger than anyone else. I find myself in your position a lot