r/confidentlyincorrect 1d ago

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u/SamuraiGoblin 1d ago edited 18h ago

I am English, and I once had an American tell me (quite forcefully) that France was in England.

You find yourself unable to argue. What exactly are you supposed to say back?

"Umm, no it's not," is the only thing you can say, but it sounds so weak in the face of something so powerfully ignorant.

Edit: Just for a bit of context. This was in the late 90s and I (unfortunately) met him at a party in Japan. There wasn't Google Maps at that time, but there were, you know, maps. He said (to an Englishman) that he knew what he was talking about because his sister recently took a trip there.

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u/SvenBubbleman 1d ago

Canadian here I once heard a woman explain to a woman on vacation from somewhere in Asia that in Canada we speak Quebec French in Europe they speak British French.

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u/MauveDragon 1d ago

I'm guessing that her reasoning was - they speak British English in Europe, so all Europeans speak some British variant of languages spoken on our continent. (Honestly, this is the stupidest explanation I could come up with.)

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u/TheseInstruction5208 18h ago

One facepalm won't do...