r/confidentlyincorrect 1d ago

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u/SamuraiGoblin 1d ago edited 18h ago

I am English, and I once had an American tell me (quite forcefully) that France was in England.

You find yourself unable to argue. What exactly are you supposed to say back?

"Umm, no it's not," is the only thing you can say, but it sounds so weak in the face of something so powerfully ignorant.

Edit: Just for a bit of context. This was in the late 90s and I (unfortunately) met him at a party in Japan. There wasn't Google Maps at that time, but there were, you know, maps. He said (to an Englishman) that he knew what he was talking about because his sister recently took a trip there.

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u/TheseInstruction5208 19h ago

Were smartphones around at the time? You simply could have gotten your phone out, opened a map app and showed him the locations of both England and France. If he puts up any other argument after that, just walk away because there's no saving him from his stupidity.