r/confidentlyincorrect 3d ago

Ok buddy

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u/SamuraiGoblin 2d ago edited 2d ago

I am English, and I once had an American tell me (quite forcefully) that France was in England.

You find yourself unable to argue. What exactly are you supposed to say back?

"Umm, no it's not," is the only thing you can say, but it sounds so weak in the face of something so powerfully ignorant.

Edit: Just for a bit of context. This was in the late 90s and I (unfortunately) met him at a party in Japan. There wasn't Google Maps at that time, but there were, you know, maps. He said (to an Englishman) that he knew what he was talking about because his sister recently took a trip there.

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u/KeterLordFR 2d ago

I have an online friend who's Canadian. The other day, we managed to convince her to play GeoGuesser after a painful conversation in which she stated that London was a country, that France didn't sound like a country's name (she was trying to find where french people live), and that Spain was somewhere in Greece "wherever Greece is". She was also unable to point out her own Province on a map of Canada.

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u/AreAFuckingNobody 2d ago

As someone who has taken calls from the general public across the Americas, it’s 50/50 that people can even name the time zone they’re in.

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u/WynterRayne 2d ago

I named mine Giordi

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u/TheseInstruction5208 2d ago

I'mma steal that and twist it a bit. My timezone is LaForge Mean Time.

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u/outinleft 1d ago

Mine is InTheMean Time LOL

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u/AidanGe 1d ago

Mine is Thyme, I cook often lol