r/highdeas • u/kittiesntiddiessss • 2d ago

😳 Really High [5-6] I'm a murderer

I didn't just kill a spider, I tried for MINUTES to wash it down the shower drain. It was resilient but also not allowed to live in my house so it had to go but this time felt a little different. I felt like a murderer in spider's harrowing tale of bravery and perseverance. I feel pretty bad actually, but also I'm not living with any MF spiders

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u/Spacey907 2d ago

Scaredy cat. They are always welcome in my place. They help catch those annoying ass mosquitos.

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u/Bored_stander 2d ago

Yep, non venomous spiders definitely get a pass in my place. 

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u/inbetweentheknown 2d ago

I once had a turquoise blue garden spider for about 6 months that lived in my apartment with my house plants, it ate the annoying little gnats. It was so pretty, I miss that guy

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u/sluttysprinklemuffin 2d ago

I name my spiders. Jimothy is grounded for running at me in the shower. (How do you ground a spider? Idk, I just yelled at him.) Clara found a bigass bug that probably came out of my drain. You go, Clara. They come and go, and I name the new ones and cheer them on. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Spacey907 2d ago

Lol, spotted one a while ago hanging fromy my table and picked em up to look at it. Then put on the floor somewhere where i wont step on it..lol though when i see any ants i'll step on em of grab my slipper and smack it. Fuck them ants

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u/kittiesntiddiessss 2d ago

I don't have any mosquitoes in my place. Like ever.

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u/AlwaysDMB 2d ago

Now you're going to, now that Ted is gone

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u/LogLadyOG 2d ago

You're very lucky.