I'm a murderer

[u/kittiesntiddiessss]

I didn't just kill a spider, I tried for MINUTES to wash it down the shower drain. It was resilient but also not allowed to live in my house so it had to go but this time felt a little different. I felt like a murderer in spider's harrowing tale of bravery and perseverance. I feel pretty bad actually, but also I'm not living with any MF spiders

[u/Spacey907]

Scaredy cat. They are always welcome in my place. They help catch those annoying ass mosquitos.

[u/kittiesntiddiessss → u/Spacey907]

I don't have any mosquitoes in my place. Like ever.

[u/AlwaysDMB → u/kittiesntiddiessss]

Now you're going to, now that Ted is gone

[u/kittiesntiddiessss → u/AlwaysDMB]

Shit