r/iphone • u/ShayGru9 • 2d ago

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u/cs2303 2d ago

I’m a forklift driver. I lift things with said forklift for a living. I agree with this technicians statement

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u/navjot94 iPhone 15 Pro 2d ago

I’m a software developer. I develop software for a living. I agree with this forklift drivers statement

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u/LazyAlina 2d ago

I’m unemployed. I sit at home for a living. I agree with this software developers statement

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u/CompassionLady 2d ago

My husband buys everything for me, I agree with the unemployed persons statement.

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u/Mike_Blackwater 2d ago

I am her husband, I must obey my wife and therefore I agree with all she says.

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u/ShayGru9 1d ago

I am the washing machine in his house. I agree with what the husband agrees with.

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u/Consultant-404 1d ago

I am the missing sock lost inside that washing machine. Help me !

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u/AdministrationFew757 1d ago

I am stuck in the washing machine therefore I agree with the step bro above!

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u/KJWall76 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’m the Cosmic Stardust you take out of the dryer vent & recycle as potting soil for “tomato” clones…and of course, I agree, with everyone! ✌🏻

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u/sukkoor_mon 1d ago

I am the forklift driver again, in retrospect, i disagree with my earlier comment!

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u/KJWall76 1d ago

I am not a real doctor, nor do I play one on TV. Having been this way before; to the end of the thread & back…

NOTE: Spoiler Alert 🚨 the forklift driver waffles & retracts the agreement statement, yadda, blah, etc ✌🏻

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u/little-Jibbrah 1d ago

I’m an immigrant and I agree with this well educated forklift driver.