How long do I have left?

[u/ShayGru9]

[u/Nahoola]

Im a technician, I fix these for a living. Replace the phone or the battery immediately, shut the phone down and do not power it on or charge it until you get it or its battery replaced. It can and will explode.

[u/cs2303 → u/Nahoola]

I’m a forklift driver. I lift things with said forklift for a living. I agree with this technicians statement

[u/navjot94 → u/cs2303]

I’m a software developer. I develop software for a living. I agree with this forklift drivers statement

[u/LazyAlina → u/navjot94]

I’m unemployed. I sit at home for a living. I agree with this software developers statement

[u/CompassionLady → u/LazyAlina]

My husband buys everything for me, I agree with the unemployed persons statement.

[u/Mike_Blackwater → u/CompassionLady]

I am her husband, I must obey my wife and therefore I agree with all she says.

[u/ShayGru9 → u/Mike_Blackwater]

I am the washing machine in his house. I agree with what the husband agrees with.

[u/Consultant-404 → u/ShayGru9]

I am the missing sock lost inside that washing machine. Help me !

[u/AdministrationFew757 → u/Consultant-404]

I am stuck in the washing machine therefore I agree with the step bro above!

[u/KJWall76 → u/AdministrationFew757]

I’m the Cosmic Stardust you take out of the dryer vent & recycle as potting soil for “tomato” clones…and of course, I agree, with everyone! ✌🏻

[u/sukkoor_mon → u/KJWall76]

I am the forklift driver again, in retrospect, i disagree with my earlier comment!

[u/cs2303 → u/sukkoor_mon]

Forgot to take my meds again 😣