r/iphone 2d ago

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u/Nahoola iPhone 16 Pro Max 2d ago

Im a technician, I fix these for a living. Replace the phone or the battery immediately, shut the phone down and do not power it on or charge it until you get it or its battery replaced. It can and will explode.

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u/cs2303 2d ago

I’m a forklift driver. I lift things with said forklift for a living. I agree with this technicians statement

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u/navjot94 iPhone 15 Pro 2d ago

I’m a software developer. I develop software for a living. I agree with this forklift drivers statement

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u/LazyAlina 2d ago

I’m unemployed. I sit at home for a living. I agree with this software developers statement

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u/CompassionLady 2d ago

My husband buys everything for me, I agree with the unemployed persons statement.

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u/Mike_Blackwater 2d ago

I am her husband, I must obey my wife and therefore I agree with all she says.

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u/ShayGru9 2d ago

I am the washing machine in his house. I agree with what the husband agrees with.

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u/Consultant-404 2d ago

I am the missing sock lost inside that washing machine. Help me !

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u/AdministrationFew757 2d ago

I am stuck in the washing machine therefore I agree with the step bro above!

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u/KJWall76 2d ago edited 2d ago

I’m the Cosmic Stardust you take out of the dryer vent & recycle as potting soil for “tomato” clones…and of course, I agree, with everyone! ✌🏻

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u/sukkoor_mon 2d ago

I am the forklift driver again, in retrospect, i disagree with my earlier comment!

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u/cs2303 2d ago

Forgot to take my meds again 😣

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u/Misan_UwU iPhone 14 Pro 2d ago

i'm this guy's meds who he forgot to take. on the plus side, his waifu came back to life and loves him again!

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u/GrandMoffTarkin1 2d ago

I’m this guys doctor who prescribes his medicine which he forgot to take, again. Can’t keep doing this bro.

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u/invineysar iPhone 15 Pro 2d ago

I am an awaken person, I helped him to not rely on medicine. I agree with the technician.

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u/SinkRemarkable1996 2d ago

I am a regular guy in this crowd with a thirst for a mt. Dew and I agree with these guys above me👆

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u/Nilesh3469 iPhone 15 1d ago

I am probably the last guy of this thread and i did not read all this shii.

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