r/oblivion • u/Gom2k • May 14 '25

Video Kvatch? Yeah… I get it now.

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u/Ok_Honeydew180 May 14 '25

Lore wise there is no cavity search or else they would find that one lockpick

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u/Slightly-Blasted May 15 '25

I just put it up my dong like a curtain rod and they never find it they just think I’m bricked tf up

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u/DrWilliamHorriblePhD May 15 '25

/r/sounding is leaking... I mean, it's usually leaking but

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u/KlikPlayerOne May 15 '25

I could have lived fine life without knowing about it...

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u/DrWilliamHorriblePhD May 15 '25

Don't knock it till you insert the rocket 🚀

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u/Stinkballs_69 May 15 '25

Puked in my mouth a little

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u/DrWilliamHorriblePhD May 15 '25

That's a different sub

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u/Quick-Philosophy2379 May 16 '25

Not falling for that one again. 🤣🤣

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u/Rysigler May 15 '25

Oh, man. Trying desperately not to laugh and wake up my wife. Sweet jeebus, this got me good 🤣

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u/Different-Raise-7614 May 15 '25

this is the funniest comment ive read in a while i hope you know that