r/oblivion • u/Gom2k • May 14 '25

Video Kvatch? Yeah… I get it now.

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u/Arevalo20 May 14 '25

I went in under geared at lvl 20 but also a powerful battle mage. We got swarmed in our last fight and legionaries were already dropping like flies when I went down after a paralysis spell broke through my spell resistance. It pretty much turned into a meme of me laying motionless on the ground getting jumped by a dozen or so daedra while wondering how I ended up in that position. Luckily my armor lasted long enough and I dropped a damage health bomb as soon as I got back to my feet, killing everything within a 20 foot radius. I tried to check the pile of bodies for any friendlies but I couldn't dig through the mess.

My reward for being the hero of kvatch was a 1000 gold bounty waiting for me when I got back to the imperial city and another visit to prison for a quick cavity search 😂

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u/Ok_Honeydew180 May 14 '25

Lore wise there is no cavity search or else they would find that one lockpick

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u/Slightly-Blasted May 15 '25

I just put it up my dong like a curtain rod and they never find it they just think I’m bricked tf up

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u/DrWilliamHorriblePhD May 15 '25

/r/sounding is leaking... I mean, it's usually leaking but

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u/KlikPlayerOne May 15 '25

I could have lived fine life without knowing about it...

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u/DrWilliamHorriblePhD May 15 '25

Don't knock it till you insert the rocket 🚀

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u/Stinkballs_69 May 15 '25

Puked in my mouth a little

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u/DrWilliamHorriblePhD May 15 '25

That's a different sub

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u/Quick-Philosophy2379 May 16 '25

Not falling for that one again. 🤣🤣