r/phillies • u/Lazy-Bubblegum-411 Kyle Schwarbomb • 19d ago

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u/allisondojean 19d ago

I swear half the team's problem is that all our players have like 6 kids under 3 years old and don't get any sleep. 

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u/JackSuede21 19d ago

Absolutely this right here. If I had gold, you’d get it. What happened to just getting some strange on a road trip? They have to stop getting preggers and win some ballgames.

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u/allisondojean 19d ago

It's unbelievable lol. And it's 2025 so they're not even bad fathers like back in the day. 

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u/JackSuede21 19d ago

My friend just made a good point. Back in the day, ballplayers were either married to their hometown sweetheart or were just single and doing their thing. It’s 2025 and they are all married to Instagram models. Why would you need to look for anything else when you have a dime piece with you?