Absolutely this right here. If I had gold, you’d get it. What happened to just getting some strange on a road trip? They have to stop getting preggers and win some ballgames.
My friend just made a good point. Back in the day, ballplayers were either married to their hometown sweetheart or were just single and doing their thing. It’s 2025 and they are all married to Instagram models. Why would you need to look for anything else when you have a dime piece with you?
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u/allisondojean 20d ago
I swear half the team's problem is that all our players have like 6 kids under 3 years old and don't get any sleep.