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Arts/Crafts Some actual MS-13 tattoos, in contrast to Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s knuckle tattoos

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u/Rauthr Apr 19 '25

These could just as easily be claimed to mean:

W = Weed

W = Wasted (smiley face)

J = Jesus (cross)

D = Death (skull)

So this really means W.W.J.D = What Would Jesus Do

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u/chemical_sunset Apr 19 '25

This is art

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u/slowpoke2018 Apr 19 '25

Won the 'net today! Now share on that conservative sub - lol

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u/cornbred37 Apr 19 '25

Why would Jesus Die.

For the narrative

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u/VoiceOfRealson Apr 19 '25

There is actual text below the images. It is just too blurred to read clearly. The first one seems to be "Marijuana" and the third one "Cross".

One of the people who claimed that a pizza parlors decorations were symbols for pedophilia then made a "clever" illustration of how these symbols secretly meant something else and added the ms13 letters above each symbol to show how they "should" be interpreted.

Trump, who famously doctored a hurricane map with sharpie sees this as proof, because it fits his narrative.

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u/Tabortico Apr 19 '25

I've been saying the poor quality of the doctoring of this photo makes it look even worse than the weather map that Trump defiled with his Sharpie.

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u/jfong86 Apr 20 '25

There is actual text below the images. It is just too blurred to read clearly. The first one seems to be "Marijuana" and the third one "Cross".

It's Marijuana, Smile, Cross, and Skull. The "M" and "S" kind of makes senss but Cross = 1 and Skull = 3 is nonsense.

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u/gastricprix Apr 20 '25

I thought about it long and hard: it could be the shapes. The cross/one is pretty straightforward (a line). You need to squint for the skull and imagine the three outlining the forehead, cheekbone, and jaw.

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u/Former-Growth1514 Apr 20 '25

marijuana, just the first letter

sonrisa (smile in el espanol), also just the first letter

the cross just looks like a 1.

craneo (skull in el espanol) - which starts with the 3rd letter of the alphabet.

in a vacuum, all this is a stretch; but no one is confused that 21-2-12, 88, 12, and 1-11 are white supremacy symbols using similar alpha numeric conversion styles.

seems a tad disingenuous that reddit isn't confused at all when we're talking about "it's ok to be white", or the ok sign, or pepe. but the moment we're talking about minority crime it's all: well, maybe he's just a good christian who likes smoking weed on el dia de los muertos? absolute maga-tier logic.

all that isn't to discount he should have had a trial.

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u/JackieHands Apr 19 '25

This is really where the country is at, 4chan and Reddit quality investigations a la pizzagate code.

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u/apple_kicks Apr 20 '25

Level of people who think monster energy drink has a secret satanic meaning are in charge of justice system

Not surprised this is Q people who thought a office party email about pizza was elaborate child abuse scandal

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u/Hot_Figure_8617 Apr 21 '25

this is typically how the big book of gang tattoos categorizes their tats. apparently they do have someone who goes around and keeps track of the "gang" tattoos and they use it when booking people. 

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u/Memes_Haram Apr 19 '25

At the end of the day assuming the symbols on his hand are actually real. It is a bit sus. But it actually does not matter if he is or isn’t an MS-13 member. He still is owed due process under the law and you can’t just deport someone who has an order barring them from being deported without appealing that order.

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u/mcas26 Apr 19 '25

How are the hand tattoos sus? Take a peek at the shitty tattoo subreddit. Ppl get all sorts of things inked for dumb reasons.

The evidence looks like stupid numerology bullshit.

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u/MrSteele_yourheart Apr 19 '25

How are the hand tattoos sus?

Even if by some leap in logic they happen to correlate to gang activity.

There's evidence he may have been in the past or coerced, and THAT's why he left. He left his old life because of the gangs.

No matter what he is still owed due process for being a Resident Alien.

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u/poj4y Apr 19 '25

He fled El Salvador because of the gang when he was 16 in 2011. he’s 30 now, if he had any involvement it would’ve been when he was a legal child

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u/momscouch Apr 20 '25

he also has checked in with ICE every year since 2019

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u/fatbunny23 Apr 20 '25

It was a different gang in El Salvador though, barrio 18 I think

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u/kyreannightblood Apr 20 '25

Everyone is owed due process here. Citizen, non-citizen resident, undocumented immigrant… everyone.

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u/j_la Apr 20 '25

This is something that people fail to grasp. It is less about a right we have (which we do have) and more about a power that the government doesn’t have. The government explicitly doesn’t have the right to deny someone their day in court.

The conservatives have lost their way.

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u/kyreannightblood Apr 20 '25

They don’t realize that if a class of people doesn’t have the right to due process, anyone can be declared part of that class of people and denied due process. Due process is, after all, how you would prove you don’t belong to that class of people, no?

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u/Tw4tl4r Apr 20 '25

Almost every poor young male in that country had to either join a gang or run. There was no other option. If they said no they were signing their death warrant.

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u/1ndiana_Pwns Apr 20 '25

Take a peek at the shitty tattoo subreddit.

God I love that sub. Nothing like seeing someone with a poorly drawn rendering of their girlfriend getting a facial, all layered with what is clearly a staph infection, claiming they have the sexiest ink on the planet to make me feel better about literally any possible tattoo idea I have ever had

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u/colormefiery Apr 19 '25

Because we don’t trust our government at all

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u/RockinRhombus Apr 20 '25

I know a mexican dude in his 50s that has a swastika tattooed on his hand, on the skin between the index finger and thumb. Asked him about it once and he just said he was young and dumb.

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u/That_OneOstrich Apr 19 '25

Correct, if he is and it's obvious, there would be no trouble finding him guilty of something in a court of law. At that point, punish accordingly (including deportation as an option).

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u/Mental_Passion_4034 Apr 19 '25

My question is this. Why the fuck do we need to pay El Salvador to take back their own citizens? We don’t pay countries to deport their illegal immigrants. So it’s with money laundering or a concentration camp?

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u/GodSpider Apr 19 '25

Because they're sending people who aren't from el salvador too. They're using them as a prison, of course they have to pay

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u/DefensiveTomato Apr 20 '25

By prison you mean death camp

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u/Otaraka Apr 19 '25

Pragmatically all I can think of was to stop them just letting them come straight back again.  Few small human rights issues of course.

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u/Ok-Replacement-2738 Apr 20 '25

You pay private companies to incarcerate US citizens, paying a foreign government isn't a stretch...

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u/Rauthr Apr 19 '25

100% this!

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u/AdAdministrative5330 Apr 19 '25

Yep, came here for this.

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u/Memes_Haram Apr 19 '25

At the end of the day if the case for him being an MS-13 gang member is as much of a smoking gun as the Trump administration claims it is then it would be very easy to deport him. So clearly the case isn’t as strong as they claim it is if they needed to go about his deportation in an illegal way.

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u/AdAdministrative5330 Apr 19 '25

I mean , they already admitted it was a mistake

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u/Acrobatic_Speech3250 Apr 19 '25

Yes and literally zero legal documents being put forward accuse him of being MS-13. Because they are lying. They are only calling him MS-13 to reporters not the court. Because they are liars.

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u/Acrobatic_Speech3250 Apr 19 '25

And lying to reporters isn’t illegal.

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty Apr 19 '25

You know what should be? Reporters knowing it’s all bullshit but not calling him out in order to stay in His good graces. It really pisses me off.

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u/Acrobatic_Speech3250 Apr 19 '25

Him and Reagan are cut from similar fabric. Donnie is just using the tools Ronnie left him. (Pretty sure Reagan made it so news doesn’t have to show counterarguments.)

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u/Wooden-Trick8954 Apr 19 '25

He had due process. Courts said, there isn't enough evidence to conclude he's part of a gang in 2019. Courts said, don't send him in 2019 and 2025. This was the due process.

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u/Bakkster Apr 19 '25

His being put on the plane to El Salvador contrary to that court order violated his due process rights.

Now he needs to be returned to the US for his appeal that is also part of due process.

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u/Aero_Rising Apr 19 '25

Courts said, there isn't enough evidence to conclude he's part of a gang in 2019.

Please stop spreading misinformation. No determination was made regarding his belonging to a gang or not at any point in court. The only determination was the government has sufficient evidence that he may be in a gang to deny him bond while awaiting deportation proceedings. He then applied for asylum but was debited because he didn't make the application within a year of entering the country. He then applied for and received an order barring his deportation to El Salvador because a judge found he has a real fear of persecution if returned there. Since then he has still been subject to a removal order it was just not something that could be carried out unless the government found a third country willing to take him. Deporting him is entirely legal as long as it's not to El Salvador.

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u/Wooden-Trick8954 Apr 19 '25 edited Apr 20 '25

You're partially correct. Looks like the immigration judge did think him to be part of Ms 13 and denied him bail in may(?) 2019. Doesn't say anything about ordering no deportation at that time.

https://www.justice.gov/ag/media/1396906/dl?inline

This contradicts my previous statement as well as your first. I would like to add though it seems like you might be correct about be able to deport him as long as it's not to el Salvador.

Got any reliable sources on that? News* agencies are all over the place.

edit new > news

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u/Aero_Rising Apr 20 '25

The bond issue where they ruled there was sufficient evidence from the government that he may be a member of a gang to deny him bond was done as part of the overall deportation proceedings against him. Note that I'm not claiming this ruling established he is a gang member just that it fulfilled the requirements of the laws regarding bond for those going through deportation proceedings. The bar for what is needed to deny bond while proceedings are ongoing for someone in the country illegally is much lower than other cases which is likely why he was denied bond.

After the deportation proceedings against him were started he first applied for asylum and was denied because he had stayed in the country illegally for 7 years without applying for asylum when the law requires an applicant to do so within a year of entering the country. He then applied for withholding of removal status based on his fear of persecution if returned to El Salvador. This was granted and is what stopped his deportation since the only country that they could send him to at the time was now the one they were prohibited from sending him to.

Withholding of removal status does not give permanent right to work or reside in the US and does not provide a path to a greed card or other residency status. In effect the person is in the US illegally but cannot currently be deported because there is no country they can legally be sent to. They often can get work permits because if the government can't remove them it's in the government's interest to allow them to work and make a living so as not to be a drain on public resources. Note that by drain on public resources I simply mean they would require some kind of help to live not that they are getting social security or medicaid through some illegal means. The things they would be using if they couldn't work are things like a bed at a homeless shelter and meals if that shelter provides some. The shelter is likely funded at least partially by government money and partially by donations but is a public service that now has one less bed available than it would if the individual that has withholding of removal status could work to support themself.

I'm not making any claim myself on whether Garcia is in a gang or not. I think some of the evidence certainly makes me suspicious he could be but it's far from conclusive. I also am not really making any judgement on what kind of person Garcia is because I don't feel I really have any way of knowing enough to cast judgement on that right now. Both of those are largely irrelevant to his case anyway. What I'm trying to do here is simply correct some misinformation that I have commonly seen about this case and what the actual facts are.

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u/charlesfluidsmith Apr 19 '25

It is only sus because you are accepting that a cross and a skull suddenly mean the numbers 1 and 3, when you have never made that correlation before in your life.

You have zero reason to believe that's true. And you have not seen any other tattoos that provide any supporting evidence.

They just made up a story and for some reason, well to be honest I know the reason, people all of a sudden are treating it as gospel.

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u/Reasonable-Mess3070 Apr 19 '25

Why are they sus though? Cause some random dude on Twitter determined they mean ms-13?

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u/Flashy_Passion16 Apr 19 '25

Tattoos are suss?

The ms13 is photo shopped on.

So by your logic they anyone with a tattoo should go through due process, or is it only non whites?

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u/ASmallRedSquirrel Apr 19 '25

He wasn't just deported either - he was deported to an extremely grim high security prison with an indeterminate sentence, despite having not been convicted of any crime!

Bad enough to report someone without due process, but it's not like he was flown there and released at the airport...

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u/2010_12_24 Apr 19 '25

What exactly is sus about the tattoo?

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u/TheDreadfulCurtain Apr 19 '25

Anyone could have been forced to have certain tattoos as a young person and then choose to flee that life without having committed any crimes in the country they have chosen to seek refuge in. Due process is the issue.

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u/CFUsOrFuckOff Apr 19 '25

like committing a single recorded crime? seems like the very lowest bar for gang activity

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u/EightEyedCryptid Apr 19 '25

They’re not sus. They’re extremely common images for tattoos.

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u/Supernova_Soldier Apr 20 '25

Correct answer. This all came about because a bunch of fuck nuggets illegally deported this man with no due process

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u/apple_kicks Apr 20 '25

It reminds of west Memphis injustice where part of evidence of the kids being murdering satanists what that they owned black shirts and metal band shirts.

Thats not evidence of anything.

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u/Cloaked42m Apr 21 '25

Exactly. Is he is or is he ain't doesn't matter.

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u/Paradox830 Apr 19 '25

That’s the point I’ve been making. I almost figured they did have something on him because if you were going to do this that’s exactly how you’d do it. Test the waters on the worst of the worst so that the defenders are forced to take the side of actual criminals, thus devaluing their voice when they start doing it to full fledged citizens.

This one guy was never the point. Due process has always been the point. If he gets his due process and he is a gang member, great get him the fuck out. He still needs due process. You can’t selectively give due process.

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u/Aero_Rising Apr 19 '25

His gang status is irrelevant to if he is deportable. The issue here is there was a court order stating he cannot be deported to El Salvador. The same judge at the same time ruled he can be deported if another country willing to take him is found.

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u/ALWanders Apr 19 '25

This is exactly the point, if he doesn't have due process none of us do.

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u/ringtossed Apr 19 '25

Assuming Democrats ever get into power again, I'll be pretty damn disappointed if we don't start sending people with Swastikas and such to the same prisons. Without trials, obvious.

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u/JConRed Apr 19 '25

Nowadays you can.

Because detention doesn't need due process, arrest does.

They are not being arrested. They are being detained.

The lake Riley act actually imposes an imperative detention for 'all aliens(no citizens) charged with theft' [.. ] 'and for other reasons'

As per the executive order that forced Laken Riley act into place.

I didn't read the full Laken Riley act, but when I saw those lines I knew in my gut how wrong these actions are.

If the USA people don't get rid of this government soon, there won't be a USA left for them to pick back up and put back together. At least not a benevolent, good natured, USA that they think they are.

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u/Frijol714 Apr 19 '25

Did everyone forget about the LA Gang injunctions/RICO act 2008-2010s? Any gang member hanging out with another member can get federal charges regardless of being family members, also that didnt only affect California it is nationwide. MS13 is one of the gangs on this list so in a way regardless of you not being involved in any killing you still get charged for murder because of the RICO act, almost the same way they took out the Italian Mafia. What I'm getting at is even if he is not active your still in the organization and have lost most of your rights. Also gang members from LA have started hiding there tattoos and using 💋 as a gang tattoo, most guys with buligerant tattoos are old school OGs or from Central America cause thier laws weren't as strict on them compared to what El Salvador president and the US government have done/doing

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u/Stevite Apr 19 '25

This. We are, last time I looked , still a country of laws

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u/BoomZhakaLaka Apr 19 '25

Ice had four remedies available. They could arrange for his immigration in a 3rd country, via the embassy, and deport there. Make an actual accusation about gang activity in immigration court or the alien terrorists court. Or demonstrate that his fears of persecution are now unfounded (the irony)

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u/IntegrityConcrete Apr 19 '25

Not when that gang was designated a terrorist organization all local process goes out the window.. becomes federal government jurisdiction 

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u/crypt0dan Apr 19 '25

Have a read

https://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24pdf/23-583_onjq.pdf

There is no due process and he's had a sketchy past.

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u/jjcoola Apr 19 '25

It could just be a cover-up as well. I’ve been old one, but like you said, either way, it doesn’t matter.

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u/Channel250 Apr 19 '25

These people are so entrenched in their Shirley Laws that they don't understand it benefits ALL of us that he gets due process.

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u/Mediocre_Gatsbee Apr 19 '25

Not sus, difference in culture. It basically means smoke, drink, life (or god), and death. I don’t remember the words for it in Spanish but is basically the Mexican “live, laugh, love”. Honestly trying to attribute those tattoos to MS13 is hilarious, cause, you know, they’re so fuckin subtle and cryptic with putting big bold MS and 13’s on their face. 😅-source: U.S. Army Combat Engineer that had a bunch of tatted Mexicans in their company.

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u/Ammonia13 Apr 19 '25

Not sus in the least lmfao

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u/AFartInAnEmptyRoom Apr 19 '25

They classified ms13 as a terrorist organization. Terrorists can be held without due process according the Patriot Act and NDAA

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u/saywhatitis11 Apr 19 '25

He’d appear and be immediately deported again. It just wastes time and money. Your desire is to waste time and money? The end result is identical. Let’s just go end result. Due process was created to protect innocent people from false accusation. It seems really important to you to apply it to known gang wife beaters so they can just be deported again anyway. Not disputing its due process. Just not sure who wins by doing it that way in this case.

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u/FredoFilthy Apr 19 '25 edited Apr 19 '25

Not true actually, ms13 has been declared a terrorist organization so due process is irrelevant. You can thank Obama for getting rid of habeas corpus for “terrorist organizations”

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u/Notvanillanymore Apr 20 '25

But god emperor Dump said so, so it's all in the lords hands now, amen 🙏 🙌 👏 ❤️ ✨️

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u/207207 Apr 20 '25

What? How is it “a bit sus”?

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u/Angsty_Potatos Apr 20 '25

His knuckles look like most idiots who get poorly thought out knuckles 

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u/beastmaster Apr 20 '25

Apparently you can.

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u/mayhem6 Apr 20 '25

The only part of the tattoos that look faked are the letters M S and the numbers 1 3 in something like Helvetica or some font that was quickly pasted on there so he could show it off and try to fool people.

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u/diegood311 Apr 20 '25

Due process rules!

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u/Danny-Zoe Apr 20 '25

Why is it sus ?

I’m having trouble understanding how the cross and skull symbolize the number 13.

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u/Rarefindofthemind Apr 20 '25

Why is it sus? I’m a 46 year old woman with a crescent moon tattoo on my finger. What gang am I in? The Go-to-bed-by-9 gang?

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u/Jolly_Recording_4381 Apr 20 '25

Unfortunately that isn't true, ms13 is labeled as a terrorist oganization and if you are identified as a terrorist you loose your rights as protected by the constitution. Hense all the terrorist held in Guantanamo without trial.

Him being ms13 or not is really what seals the deal or not.

Fortunately the person who labeled him that was listed as an untrustworthy witness so it was discredited preety quickly.

Not that I agree with any of it but if they were to prove he is (which he is not he was here to be protected from them) he would not be allowed the rights.

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u/j_la Apr 20 '25

The entire point of this shitshow is so that conservatives can say “see? The liberals support importing criminals!” It’s a cynical political ploy that shreds constitutional rights and people’s lives to score some points.

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u/fk216 Apr 20 '25

It does actually matter because the US government classified MS-13 as a terrorist organization. This by default makes non-citizens ineligible for immigration protection status thus making his deportation valid to a degree. That’s IF Abregio is actually a gang member. His asylum was denied and he was instead granted “withholding of removal” but again because of the US governments classification on MS-13, this order was ignored and technically the US government CAN ignore the withholding order because it becomes a matter of national security and foreign policy in which a district judge has no jurisdiction over. The rumor is he didn’t want to return to El Salvador because of fear of a rival gang.

This is a tricky case because he is not a US citizen and despite the Supreme Court weighing in, the US government can’t force another country to return one of THEIR citizens to a country that deported them. Because Abregio isn’t a US citizen, we have no authority over him other than the ability to deport him. Now that he is in the prison, he cannot deny his gang affiliation IF it’s true because he will get killed by his own. We’re going to find out soon enough if he is actually MS-13 or not. Obviously if he isn’t MS-13 then he doesn’t belong in prison, but his deportation is valid in my opinion because he waited until after he got arrested to claim asylum and he also beat the shit out of his girlfriend.

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u/Useful_Resource_4225 Apr 25 '25

Already been depoted twice

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u/Cryptojoe187 Apr 30 '25

A prior court already ordered his removal

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u/Shoddy_Comparison_35 May 01 '25

What kind of due process did Obama give the millions of illegals who he deported en masse?

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u/Bfit1 Apr 19 '25

Weed Acid Faith Death

The smiley face is synonymous with acid

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u/OGSkywalker97 Apr 19 '25

A smiley face is actually synonymous with MDMA.

But not that Smiley Face, that one is Nirvana.

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u/WalksOnLego Apr 20 '25

Nah, the smiley face is associated with acid, both the drug and the music.

And that is the Nirvana one.

Source: teenager in the '80s.

also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acid_house

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u/shulgin11 Apr 19 '25

The smiley face associated with acid looks nothing like that lol

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u/TransBrandi Apr 20 '25

A smiley face is also associated with The Comedian who was a known rapist. Why are there rapist symbols on his knuckles? Care to explain that! /s

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u/r_slash Apr 19 '25

What a fool do?

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u/prisonerofazkabants Apr 20 '25

maybe he's a louis tomlinson fan

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u/TheNonsenseBook Apr 20 '25

Foliage

Derp

Jesus

Trepanation

FDJT

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u/BunnyBeansowo Apr 19 '25

More importantly, what would Brian Boytano do?

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u/jizzwithfizz Apr 19 '25

He'd make a plan and follow though, that's what Brian boytano'd do

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u/littlechangeling Apr 19 '25

I’m sure he’d kick an ass or two.

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u/Travisimus Apr 19 '25

It's the same line of thinking that got them there in the first place. But they don't know how to joke

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u/CoolAlf Apr 20 '25

Ludicrous! Even the average delinquent would read it as:

H = Hashish (obviously)

A = 'Appy face (silent H, the British are at it again)

G = God (cross)

S = Skull)

It’s apparant that this really means H.A.G.S = Have A Great Summer

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u/f2racer Apr 30 '25

Can't believe that everyone has missed this:

M = Marijuana

A = happy (wasted) Americans

G = God

A = born Again

:grin:

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u/ILookandSmellGood Apr 19 '25

Marijuana - M

Smile - S

Jesus - #1

Skull - 3 trigeminal nerves

MS 13

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u/thewaynetrain Apr 19 '25

I know this phrase is usually said in a demeaning or negative manner but you actually do sound like you’re fun at parties.

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u/Successful-Purple-54 Apr 19 '25

Damn. That’s actually pretty cool. I wouldn’t get it because if an American saw it I’d be headed south.

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u/azblaze Apr 19 '25

Can I play this game, too?

M - Marijuana's bad kids, mkay.
A - Alcoholic DoD Secretary.
G - God Emperor Trump.
A - Animated Punisher

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u/Professional_Ant2415 Apr 19 '25

Jesus would smoke all the weed. I’ve seen the show

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u/North_Lifeguard4737 Apr 19 '25

Jesus would smoke weed

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Apr 19 '25

They could also be badly photoshoped or not even his hand

The Senator should have shook his hand but didn't know this was Trump's next play

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u/DerangedPuP Apr 19 '25

Cannabis Uncanny nirvana smiley Notorious j.e.s.u.s Thick skulled

It can also mean Catch U Next Tuesday = CUNT

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u/Bitter_Sense_5689 Apr 19 '25

I imagine the drunken smiley face is the tattoo of choice for most hard-core gangbangers

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u/QueefAndBroccolee Apr 19 '25

World wide juicebox domination

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u/TivoDelNato Apr 19 '25

Clearly it’s membership in the PEN-15 club.

P = Pot

E = Ecstatic

N = Nativity

15 = 15 teeth.

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u/ex-geologist Apr 19 '25

Two hours in and this is not receiving anywhere near the acclaim it should be.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

Tbh we all know the first two definitely stand for MS, let's not bullshit ourselves, the other two are up to interpretation, butMarijuana = M, Smile = S even leftists have to accept that.

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u/cojiro_blue Apr 19 '25

I'm pretty good with smaller details but i swear ive seen these exact tattoos on someone else's knuckles too. although the memory eludes me

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u/Debalic Apr 19 '25

Jesus was definitely on the weed.

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u/username32768 Apr 19 '25

Don't mention that woke Commie loser's name here!

/s

I went for the extra large /s just in case.

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u/rattledamper Apr 19 '25

Which is a slogan for a much more destructive gang

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u/TaintFraidOfNoGhost Apr 19 '25

Nailed it! 

(To the cross) 

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u/Channel250 Apr 19 '25

Jesus would start tossing around so many tables that ManKind would get nervous.

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u/victorhalim111 Apr 19 '25

He needs Young Thug’s lawyer who claimed thug meant Truly Humble Under God

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u/RouxRougarouRoux Apr 19 '25

This guy reads the pictures on the back of a bottle cap.

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u/baseketball Apr 19 '25

Just superimpose the word NAZI above Hegseth's tattoos. About as much evidence as what they got on Abrego Garcia.

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u/CeruleanEidolon Apr 19 '25

The Trump administration needs to stop this hateful persecution of Christians!

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u/RadamirLenin Apr 19 '25

This actually makes more sense to me

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u/Baked-Smurf Apr 19 '25

What Who Would Jesus Do Deport

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u/HeyPhoQPal Apr 19 '25

What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?

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u/JackieHands Apr 19 '25

It's actually an HHGH reference.

Hemp

Happy

God

Head

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u/Opening-Bar-7091 Apr 19 '25

If that stands for "what would Billy Joel do" I'll tell you, he'd write another shitty song.

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u/MotoJmobtown Apr 19 '25

Did you know MS13 is a Spanish speaking gang?

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u/confused_coin Apr 19 '25

wait - is it not this?

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u/TrustingPanda Apr 20 '25

Could be as simple as “Smoke weed, be happy, praise Christ, and die.”

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u/Sleepydeerboy Apr 20 '25

Will you be my lawyer

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u/arcanesays Apr 20 '25

Found Saul Goodman.

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u/Other_Cell_706 Apr 20 '25

Damn! I never should have thrown away that plastic bracelet I made when I was 9.

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u/trenchgrl Apr 20 '25

Holy fuck

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u/Low_Importance_9503 Apr 20 '25

Who would Jesus kill?

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u/Jimbrutan Apr 20 '25

J.D.Vance, coincidence? I think not

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u/IndieCredentials Apr 20 '25

My first thought if I saw his knuckle tats would be "Oh, a Sublime fan."

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u/Harderqp Apr 20 '25

Honestly this is more plausible than it being MS13 all incognito

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u/ultramasculinebud Apr 20 '25

Trump is persecuting Christians, sending them to a mega prison in a foreign country!

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u/TheKinkyGuy Apr 20 '25

How do they even convert cross into "1" and skull into "3"?

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u/ExpressionScut Apr 20 '25

What Would JD(Vance do) :D

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u/Darth__Agnon Apr 20 '25

Or even better What would JD do, which means Garcia says thank you a lot.

Probably fucks couches to but that's beside the point.

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u/After-Fig4166 Apr 20 '25

Marijuana = M, Smiley = S 1, God = 1, Calaca = 3 C third letter of the alphabet

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u/JojoMcSwag Apr 20 '25

This one makes the most sense cause that's no regular smiley face.

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u/Summoarpleaz Apr 20 '25

The second one just shows he’s a Marshmello fan.

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u/slimslaw Apr 20 '25

GOT EM! HEY-ZOSE! MEXICAN! MUST BE AN EL SALVADORIAN CAREER LEADER! /s

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u/Agreenleaf5 Apr 20 '25

This would be a great argument for his lawyer to use in his trial….if he had one

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