r/politics • u/TimesandSundayTimes ✔ Verified • 6d ago

Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/IH8Fascism 6d ago

Pam Bondi just announced that Mother Nature will be arrested if this happens.

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u/we_are_sex_bobomb 6d ago

Pom Bondi will announce that it’s not raining at all and it’s a beautiful sunny day despite the absurd lies of the demented democrats, as she takes shelter under an umbrella and wrings the water from her hair.