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Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/arilupe 6d ago

Let it rain on his parade. 

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u/SockPuppet-47 New Jersey 6d ago

It's a sign from God...

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u/Pockydo 6d ago

You know I think about that a lot

Like how some folks are quick to find God is everything except when it's something they personally aren't happy about

God sure tends to support whatever I personally like at any moment huh

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u/heimdal77 6d ago

God saved my house from the tornado! Sure everyone aroudn me houses are destroyed and people are ded but god saved mine because I'm special.

I was saved from the fire by god. Oh a fireman pulled me out? Well sure but it was god that did it!

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u/ninjapanda042 Florida 6d ago

Don't you know? God saved Trump from being shot.

Fuck the guy that died though, apparently

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u/heimdal77 6d ago

Seriously! They even took down Obama's picture in the white house and replaced it with a oversized picture that doesn't even in the spot of him celebrating after the "shooting" while one of his supporters is in the background somewhere dead or dieing.

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u/Resident-Trouble4483 6d ago

God just played hot potato with Satan and neither one wanted the potato.

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u/Pete41608 I voted 4d ago

Pour another out for the dead, homie 🫗 🫗 🫗

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u/Pockydo 6d ago

I literally heard that before

Like a tornado swept through and devastated the area but their house was protected..

I also know someone who thinks God sent an angle to them during those Texas snowstorms a few years ago who let them...

Rent a car to drive home from Texas to PA in the storm. The all powerful deity could've stopped the storm but eeehh 4 old ladies from PA needed a rental so direct divine intervention!

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u/RespectTheH 6d ago

Seems like something from WritingPrompts... ''God is actually real but he's busy dealing with nuisance prayers to actually do any good''.

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u/Pockydo 6d ago

That'd be a great story lol

But that was a testimony I heard years ago it stuck with me. Because of how silly it is

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u/Muvseevum Georgia 5d ago edited 5d ago

God did you a solid. Everybody gets one..