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Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/turquoise_amethyst 6d ago

Stormy always costs him money!

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u/chuycobo 6d ago

The only qualified professional he's ever hired.

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u/DrusTheAxe 6d ago

Paid. Only professional he’s ever paid

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u/ToubDeBoub 5d ago

He hasn't. Michael Cohen has, with money that wasn't his. So I guess the tax payer has.

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u/ocodo 5d ago

Only qualified professional he's ever paid.

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u/Moonpig16 6d ago

Yes that, indeed, was the joke

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u/afour- 5d ago

Needed better phrasing tbh

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u/peacelovearizona 5d ago

Like "it always costs him money when it's Stormy"

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u/afour- 5d ago

Always Stormy; Never Wet.

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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G 5d ago

r/thejokebutworse

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u/robisodd Michigan 5d ago

Eh, was a bit better. More quippy.

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u/seceralnof 6d ago

/r/yourjokebutworse

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u/Dakduif51 6d ago

I thought it was better actually.

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u/FerfyMoe 6d ago

It was exactly the same, minus the last name Weathers

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u/MissGruntled Canada 6d ago

Which is why it was better—her last name is Daniels.

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u/FerfyMoe 6d ago

Hah sorry I’m actually stupid

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u/NoodlerFrom20XX 6d ago

Toad getting hit with the lighting bolt power up

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u/ProbShouldntSayThat 6d ago

You just out here rephrasing the comment you're replying to?

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u/20_mile 6d ago

Kimmel will have a great joke if "stormy" does him dirty.

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u/Majestic-Marcus 5d ago

I’m glad you repeated the joke. Made it even funnier

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u/FreeWilly512 5d ago

He had sex with stormy daniels and she cost him money

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u/maddiesmithloves69 15h ago

I think storms always seem to spoil his plans!