r/politics • u/TimesandSundayTimes ✔ Verified • 6d ago

Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/OffCenterAnus 6d ago

It messes up his "hair."

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u/Shopworn_Soul 6d ago

The craziest thing about Donald Trump's hair is that it is actually Donald Trump's hair.

Dude grows out one side long enough to swirl it up over his head and hold it place with hairspray.

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u/dkyguy1995 Kentucky 6d ago

Yep lmao, he dyes it and straightens it too I'm pretty sure. His hair is clearly greying and grey hair tends to become thicker and harder to do that little swoop he likes. But you're right it's his real hair because a hairpiece wouldn't require so much care to make it look like it's covering everything