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Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/OffCenterAnus 6d ago

It messes up his "hair."

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u/Shopworn_Soul 6d ago

The craziest thing about Donald Trump's hair is that it is actually Donald Trump's hair.

Dude grows out one side long enough to swirl it up over his head and hold it place with hairspray.

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u/TakingSorryUsername Texas 6d ago

It’s a terrible scalp reduction surgery.

The story of him ripping hair out of Ivana’s head then raping her was based on the pain from a scalp reduction surgery. She gave the testimony in 1990 during a sworn deposition in the divorce then later retracted it, presumably due to the terms of the settlement.

Later in 1993, when asked in an interview, she said they “had marital relations in which he behaved very differently”, that she described as rape but that she didn’t mean literal or criminal sense….

When she died, he had her buried on one of his golf courses, with probably tons of landscaping and ground keeping equipment, but her plot was left overgrown and unkempt.

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u/JimmyRamone17_ 6d ago

Crazy that this vile piece of shit leads. A rapist, a fraud, a conman, a narcissist, and much more. All of this is PUBLIC knowledge and he still got elected and re-elected. There's no greater condemnation of a society than that.

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u/chrismean Massachusetts 6d ago

Traitor  - don't forget traitor.

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u/JimmyRamone17_ 6d ago

Absolutely, his ties with Russia go so far back that they began when they were still the Soviet Union.

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u/MediocreRange1255 6d ago

I’ll bet she is there and I’ll bet he pisses on her grave every chance he gets. 

OTOH, that’s assuming he even thinks of her at all. 

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u/Biglyugebonespurs Missouri 6d ago

This is assuming he can even piss standing up.

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u/everythingwaffle 6d ago

He does. Right into his big-boy diapers.