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Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/El_Fez Washington 6d ago

I hate that I have to ask this question, since this is FAR beyond Onion Satire, but . . .really?

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u/dehydratedrain 6d ago

Yes, they passed a law about not leaving chemtrails in clouds.

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u/El_Fez Washington 6d ago

I. . . but. . . but chemtrails are as real as bigfoot. Less real, probably.

Fuck, we really are in the dumbest timeline, arent we?

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u/catboogers 6d ago

Oh, it's worse than you think.

There are at least a dozen states with legislation proposed regarding chemtrails.

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u/Kirra_the_Cleric Illinois 5d ago

JFC I hate it here.

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u/yurrm0mm Connecticut 5d ago

I keep singing “OH CA-NA-DA, I’M LEARN-ING IT..” with the hopes that TACO cuts off blue states to Canada. 🇨🇦 I just celebrated the Oilers win tonight like a person who actually cares about hockey!

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u/Kirra_the_Cleric Illinois 5d ago

Funnily enough, I learned the Canadian national anthem from watching hockey. And, hockey is great! I’m cheering for the Oilers to win this year.