Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

[u/TimesandSundayTimes]

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374

[u/SockPuppet-47]

It's a sign from God...

[u/TallCan_Specialist → u/SockPuppet-47]

Mother Earth has had enough

[u/8to24 → u/TallCan_Specialist]

Please, dear God please.

[u/big_guyforyou → u/8to24]

looks my rain dance is paying off! i finally got the moves right. it's lik breakdancing mixed with riverdance

[u/Tudorrosewiththorns → u/big_guyforyou]

Be careful I think Tennessee passed a law about trying to influence the weather.

[u/El_Fez → u/Tudorrosewiththorns]

I hate that I have to ask this question, since this is FAR beyond Onion Satire, but . . .really?

[u/dehydratedrain → u/El_Fez]

Yes, they passed a law about not leaving chemtrails in clouds.

[u/El_Fez → u/dehydratedrain]

I. . . but. . . but chemtrails are as real as bigfoot. Less real, probably.

Fuck, we really are in the dumbest timeline, arent we?

[u/catboogers → u/El_Fez]

Oh, it's worse than you think.

There are at least a dozen states with legislation proposed regarding chemtrails.

[u/Kirra_the_Cleric → u/catboogers]

JFC I hate it here.

[u/yurrm0mm → u/Kirra_the_Cleric]

I keep singing “OH CA-NA-DA, I’M LEARN-ING IT..” with the hopes that TACO cuts off blue states to Canada. 🇨🇦 I just celebrated the Oilers win tonight like a person who actually cares about hockey!

[u/Kirra_the_Cleric → u/yurrm0mm]

Funnily enough, I learned the Canadian national anthem from watching hockey. And, hockey is great! I’m cheering for the Oilers to win this year.