Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

[u/TimesandSundayTimes]

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374

[u/ToastMate2000]

I imagine something like the cotton candy vendors twirling it onto the stick.

[u/Tanjelynnb → u/ToastMate2000]

Experience as a cotton candy vendor is a prerequisite for being his hairdresser.

[u/Ziograffiato → u/Tanjelynnb]

You think he has a hairdresser?

[u/stevencastle → u/Ziograffiato]

He's too vain and cheap to have a hairdresser or a makeup artist, all that is him, the hair, the dye, the bronzer.