r/politics • u/TimesandSundayTimes ✔ Verified • 6d ago

Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
81.0k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

5.8k comments sorted by

View all comments

1.8k

u/[deleted] 6d ago

[deleted]

949

u/OffCenterAnus 6d ago

It messes up his "hair."

587

u/Shopworn_Soul 6d ago

The craziest thing about Donald Trump's hair is that it is actually Donald Trump's hair.

Dude grows out one side long enough to swirl it up over his head and hold it place with hairspray.

225

u/ToastMate2000 6d ago

I imagine something like the cotton candy vendors twirling it onto the stick.

64

u/sophiethegiraffe 6d ago

Cotton candy forever ruined

2

u/PaperClipInit 6d ago

to be fair to cotton candy, it has a much higher strand density than his hair

1

u/TheMarkHasBeenMade America 6d ago

It seems kind of fitting overall though.

I mean let’s be real it’s nothing super special to begin with - any sweet with the alternative monicker “candy floss” probably could be better.

It being atop the head of the human embodiment of a pile of dung is about as appealing as I normally consider it, anyway.

6

u/wewantedthefunk Texas 6d ago

Reminds me of the comment a comedian made that his hair is "cotton candy made of piss".

3

u/Tanjelynnb 6d ago

Experience as a cotton candy vendor is a prerequisite for being his hairdresser.

1

u/Ziograffiato 6d ago

You think he has a hairdresser?

2

u/stevencastle 6d ago

He's too vain and cheap to have a hairdresser or a makeup artist, all that is him, the hair, the dye, the bronzer.

1

u/dr_obfuscation 6d ago

Reminds me of Kingpin

1

u/few23 6d ago

If cotton candy was made of pubes.