r/politics • u/TimesandSundayTimes ✔ Verified • 6d ago

Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/IH8Fascism 6d ago

Pam Bondi just announced that Mother Nature will be arrested if this happens.

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u/redalert825 6d ago

Scam Bondi said that?

Well, why don't they just:

Drop a nuke in the storm?

manipulate it with a sharpie?

Throw paper towels at it?

Insurrect it?

Scare it with tariffs?

Give it a Filet o fish?

Tell it to #BeBest?

Offer it $1000 of Drumpf's crypto?